Hallie Engel

      "I grew up in rural Alaska. I lived in a castle in rural Holland. I lived in a former Nazi hospital in rural Germany. Then..."

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      • Cee
      • Posted
      • I didn't know you were a Nancy Drew
        fan... also, I deny your chrages. You
        (MILDAY) are the best backity cracker
        ever.
      • Rick
      • Posted
      • Hallie's a fellow alaskan. For that, we share a bond
        that you cannot break through, and if you see us
        laughing in the corner of some bar, assume we're
        talking about Ted Stevens or permanant fund
        checks.
      • Pete
      • Posted
      • ....in other words, hallie knows how to
        rock. not read.
      • Pete
      • Posted
      • it's both ironic and sad that hallie is
        illiterate. and yet she tries to fool us
        with her profile pictures. you don't
        know what those little squiggles
        mean....do you hallie?
      • Jeff
      • Posted
      • Beautiful, brilliant, and deadly...
        Hallie knows how to rock the mic, and
        when she rocks the mic, she rocks the
        mic right. She can freestyle for real:
        improvised, hilarious, contemporary,
        topical, hip-hop lyrics in front of a
        crowd. Was it the years spent chipping
        frozen urine out of the family honey
        bucket with a shank made from a seal
        bone, or her triumph over the
        monumental oppression of the federal
        bureaucracy while blossoming into
        womanhood among the Bavarian Alps? We
        may never know for sure. What we do
        know is that victims of balcony
        collapse the world over owe her a deep
        dept of gratitude. For those about to
        rock, we salute you!
      • Pete
      • Posted
      • shoot that poison arrow, hallie. shoot
        that poison arrow through my heeeeaaart!!!
      • Christopher
      • Posted
      • total kindred spirit, this one is. it's easy to
        chill with someone that has a similar sense
        of humor. we had so many ideas for funny
        film projects that'll never get off the ground.
        hallie thought it'd be funny to have a real
        world-esque type thing staring jesus as one
        of the characters. sometimes she has
        trouble controlling THE VOLUME OF HER
        VOICE, but i love the gal.
      • David
      • Posted
      • It seems you meet a lot of your friends
        in bathrooms. I'm sure glad I talked to
        you at The Pill before you had a chance
        to follow me in...

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