Olivia

      "i hate olives."

      More about Olivia

      Messaging Off Messaging Off[Restricted to Olivia's friends]

      Olivia's Photo Gallery

      Olivia's Treasure Chest

      More About Olivia

      Testimonials and Comments for Olivia

      • Brian
      • Posted
      • I use O to hone my matchmaking skills.
        My first attempt failed miserably but
        I've learned from my mistakes...next!
      • Abbie
      • Posted
      • the idea that america's future rests
        in her hands is why i CAN'T sleep at
        night. we're in trouble, folks.
      • Drew
      • Posted
      • I thought Olivia had a schizophrenic cat.
        One minute it would love me, the next it
        would scratch the living daylights outta me!
        Freak me out. Turns out it was two cats who
        were playing a cruel trick on me. And then
        one of the cats said P.S., jerk - you're in
        Piedmont dummy, NOT Oakland' - damn
        they were tricky. One time I got drunk and
        told her I was going to teach - she felt so bad
        for the youth of america that she decided to
        become a teacher herself to try to
        compensate. I think I speak for the entire city
        of Van Nuys when I say, 'Thank god for
        Oliver!'
      • Monica
      • Posted
      • i LOVE cousins! especially my
        oligarchical. she is so smart and purty
        and attitudinally speaking, superior to
        other cousins. not solipsistical in the
        least. hmmpf!
      • Sam
      • Posted
      • I think I was toooo drunk when I first
        met Olivia...I just remember something
        about her being an english teacher.
        Hey, remember this "I got an A on my
        english paper" that was so funny when
        rita told me the next morning...wait,
        was it next morning...I can't remember!
      • Mark
      • Posted
      • The first time I saw Olivia smile, I was
        stunned. Be careful boys, that smile can
        hurt bad. It's a wonder that she isn't
        taken. And don't take her karaoke'ing on
        a date because her voice will make you
        look like a fool.
      • Tony
      • Posted
      • Her living in LA has to be one of the
        seven signs. The only thing she used to
        hate more than Republicans was LA. I'm
        glad to see she's doing well for herself
        despite her multiple addictions. She
        was a great friend in college (her first
        one), where she perpetually interrupted
        my attempts to get passing grades (yup -
        it was her fault), rearranged the items
        on my desk and shelves just to irk me,
        ate my supply of japanese rice crackers,
        whined and listened to my whining, hotly
        debated political issues from abortion
        to affirmative action and ordered pizza
        from EBAs (no olives). I still can't
        fathom the thought that a person who
        couldn't figure out her Mac Classic II
        worked for a dot.com. I wonder if my
        Republican doctrines drove her from the
        Ivy League to the haven of liberal
        ideals. On the positive side, she's a
        great friend, compassionnate,
        opinionated and vibrant. She's
        definitely a catch. Go get her fellas.

      How you're connected:

      You Olivia is in your extended network Olivia

      Olivia's Friends


      Featured Sponsor

      See results for Olivia