Matthew Caldecutt

      "Parties like a rock star and PRs like a superstar. Found everywhere from New York to Oceanside and Midtown to Clinton Hill...."

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      • Kevin
      • Posted
      • Matthew is an angry muthufuckuh! But really not so much. He drinks lots of coffee and smokes a lot of cigarettes to project the image of an angry muthufuckuh, but really, he's as soft and squishy as a teddybear that's been lying in a gutter on Avenue D for the entire months of February through April and has fungus on it.
      • Emily
      • Posted
      • i really can't believe i've never done matthew, and by that i mean, leave a testimonial for him. it's a great thing that we get second chances in life, because if we didn't, matt would have remained in my memory as the freaky guy from french class who liked medieval stuff and had hot friends. luckily our angel roslyn intervened about four years ago and my life has never been the same. we've had some serious life moments at the collins bar, reservoir, cedar tavern, no idea bar, banK cafe and banC cafe, maker's, hell, he even saw me cry into my G&T at paddy reilly's. but being friends with matthew involves far more than just alcohol, it involves hanging curtain rods, building dressers, text messages at 8 am, after work visits and pizza, dramatic stories, life predictions, constant support and endless amusement.. not to mention a good dose of mutual worry and being fed up with each other. i'm so glad we've become friends. and oh yeah, my mom once told me to sleep with him!
      • janelle
      • Posted
      • a bona fide scotsman-chatterbox. he will tell you
        stories and also get you free stuff from time to
        time. he sure can drink.
      • Daniel
      • Posted
      • Ever read Othello? Me neither. But I
        hear that Matt is like the character
        Iago. Sigh...if only he used his
        powers for good.
        Ever since he did pro bono pr work and
        negotiated my release when I was
        kidnapped by the Shining Path Terrorist
        Network in Peru, I have been eternally
        grateful to him.
        Matt - if you ever need cotton or
        anything else from the plantation, just
        let me know.
      • Andreea
      • Posted
      • Matt is one crazy mofo! He was in my
        limo at the prom and then I stumbled
        upon him in some smokey club in
        NYC 5 years later, while I was
        drunk...and now here I am,
        surrounded by Matt, getting sucked in
        by his lifestyle and ideas...it's scary
        man. But sort of nice. He's the devil
        and I'm the good one or so he
        says...Barb's conscience when he
        tries to turn her to evil. This battle will
        never end and Barb will NOT go over
        to the dark side...this I vow!!
      • Roslyn
      • Posted
      • Matts the pimp mack daddy yo! Don't
        mess with this mofo! He'll take you
        for everything you got and suck your
        soul out in the process. I lost mine
        awhile ago because of this sonofabitch.

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