Jeremy is the King o'Random Adventures and Super Great Guy. If you want to go late-night sledding on cookie sheets, Jeremy's your man. He will draw cartoons on napkins with you in any restaurant of your choice. He is also a fabulously great listener and a caring friend. He is totally genuine and honestly cares about people. If you're a Nice Jewish Girl, you want to get to know this guy. Trust me, dahling, trust me.
If you have a problem, go to Jeremy. He'll write you a song to make you feel better. He'll compose an Onion article about your day in 10 minutes or less. He can sing every camp song you thought no one else knew. Jeremy makes sitting in your living room feel like you did something productive, and then when you realize you didn't do anything productive, Jeremy makes your lack of productivity feel like it was okay, because hey, why not enjoy an afternoon with Jeremy Goldberg?
