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More About Joey
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Occupation:
You got it!
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Hobbies and Interests:
Movies, monkeypox, self-flagellation.
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Favorite Books:
Slaughterhouse Five, Bill James Historical Baseball Abstract, Nine Stories, Portable Chekhov, The Drowned and the Saved, the Monkey Wrench, The Wind in the Willows, The Great Brain, The Dark Night Returns, Last of the Mohicans, Master and Margarita
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Favorite Movies:
Hannah and Her Sisters, Empire Strikes Back, Story of Women, The Shining, Amadeus, Kwaidan, Last of the Mohicans, Maltese Falcon, Arsenic and Old Lace, The Big Lebowski, Beverly Hills Cop, The Bicycle Thief, The Cement Garden, Midnight Cowboy, If
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Favorite Music:
Pixies, Mark Robinson incarnations, The Kinks, TRex, The Velvet Underground, J Spaceman, Clinic, Radiohead, Love, James Brown, The Beatles, Blur, My Bloody Valentine, Eddie Harris
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Favorite TV Shows:
Twin Peaks, Kids in the Hall, Mr. Show, Larry Sanders, The Muppet Show, Frontline, Nova
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Zodiac Sign:
Leo
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Testimonials and Comments for Joey
Dee trawt!
Ja, ja, ja!!!!!!
my very dear friend Joey. That is what i
am here to do. Just that, a testamonial.
Can I get a witness.
Amen.
Love,
OLDI
cannoli, and that guns are meant to
hurt... also, that the red wings are
the best hockey organization ever.
one of his favorite TV shows is
Frontline. When he was staying with me
I tried to watch an episode of
Frontline with him but he kept grabbing
the remote and changing the channel to
watch Slamball. Yeah
Frontline....whatever. Also the show
Nova that he listed is not the PBS
series. It was an episode of Monster
Garage where they combined a 1977 Chevy
Nova with an outhouse and raced it
against a sewage truck. Just cuz a
Nova is in a show doesn't mean it's
called Nova. Dude grow some hair while
you're at it.
know where that is?
blood sugar drops and he starts
rumpling his hair and gnashing his
teeth, so desperate for sustenance he
will battle invisible demons in his
path for "realfood". apparently
pancakes, coffee, donuts, and hot
chocolate don't fit this standard. i
suppose i can overlook that gaping
fault due to his other awesome
tendancies.
wearing only your punto's, sanity
flickering at the refresh rate of your
monitor - alternately laughing and
cursing me for not joining you in my
drawers.
All in good time, my dog.
with names like Hognaught & Blortnox
have actually been known to "kick it
real hard." This kid totally cracks me
up! We miss you.
hung like a fucking paint can. And he
dances like greased chicken on glass. Not
only that, he's funny and interesting to boot.
For example, he once traveled to India with
a quick witted young Asian intimate on a
archeology expidition only to have his heart
viciously ripped out by a slave driving
sorcerer--NO NUM SHEBA, NO NUM
SHEBA, NO NUM SHEBA!!! Fortunately for
us all, he survived to dance the night away
once again.
knowledge of Eco, the wit of Voltaire,
the insight of Vonnegut, the smooth
swing (in his step) of Ted Williams,
the analytical skills as quick as a
Derrick Thomas or Lawrence Taylor
passrush, and he maybe the true heir to
heironymous, benvenuto and jao ribaldo.
As Diogenes said to Alexander the
Great, get the fuck out of Joey's
light.
and he's going to new york...