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"A friend will help you move. A really good friend will help you move a dead body."
More about Rachel
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Schools:
Tamalpais High School, Attended 1995 - 1999, Class of 1999
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Occupation:
Security Guard / Barista / Rigger / Fire Dancer
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Hobbies and Interests:
blue ridge mountains, brew pubs, burning man, camping, circuses, coffee shops, comics, dive bars, eddie izzard, massage, my dog, people watching, photography, pubs, renaissance faires, reptiles, road trips, science fiction, sideshows, spinning fire, swing
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Favorite Books:
Charles de Lint, Neil Gaiman, Terry Pratchett, Robert Heinlein, Clive Barker, Neil Stephenson, Frank Herbert, Ida Nudel, JK Rowling (okay, so they're authors, but I can't just pick individual books)
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Favorite Movies:
SFW, Arsenic and Old Lace, Trust, Thin Man, Delicatessen, Army of Darkness, Run Lola Run, Edward Scissorhands, Tank Girl, Dogma
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Favorite Music:
LPN, Tom Waits, Johnny Cash, Sting, Toy Dolls, Oingo Boingo, Violent Femmes, Bad Religion, Aerosmith, Ani DiFranco, Magenta Brooks, Siouxie and the Banshees, Tool, VNV Nation
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Favorite TV Shows:
Law and Order, ER, Buffy the Vampire Slayer, Angel, MASH, Invader Zim, Trading Spaces, Firefly
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About Me:
A friend will help you move. A really good friend will help you move a dead body.
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Who I Want to Meet:
Hmmm, rather in the mood to meet some multi-billionaires who feel like giving away obscene amounts of money.
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as "Hot Rachel".
I can open my eyes and let go of my
Teddy Bear but I dont' believe him.
The truth is I'm scarred from having to
sleep outside of the "Bed of Doom".
If you ever get a chance... sleep with
Rachel... I mean... in her bed... cause
dear GOD it's the most comfy softiest
plushest aromatic craftmatic wombiest
place you'll ever sleep.
Burning Man, worker of miracles, hero
of fools. alright- just teasing- I
lived with Rachel- and except for the
unfortunate Trouble- I still would- I
don't get to see her as often as when I
lived with her- but its very important
to me when I do. I don't presume to be
as close to her as anna or bethany- but
I'd like to think I'm not too far
behind. I really love her a lot- and
she's stunningly beautiful- I'd be
jealous if I were that kind of girl.
She's hard as nails, and I'm soft and
meek. The problem is, she's totally hot
and she's totally cool, so I don't want
her to be out of my league. Sigh. A
boy can dream can't he...
that because she's my sister and I
legally have to. She is funny, wierd,
and sarcastic, what more can you ask
for? Well, great boobs I guess, and
she has those too!
rebar-chewing hardass in a 5 pound
sack. She eats unicorns for breakfast
and frightens children at 100 yards.
Just... just do what she says, for
fuck's sake.
maybe that's butter...) Anyhoo... Most
people don't realize I was half of a
siamese twin at birth, but Rachel is
my other half. We were connected at
the brain. Luckily they were able to
separate us without any damage to
one of the brains and only minor (self
inflicted) to the other. I don't have to
finish my sentences around her
because she knows what i'm going
to say... HELL, I dont' even have to
finish my THOUGHTS (and often
don't) because she knows what I'm
going to THINK! We speak our own
language- it's kind of like a sonar
thing. I look forward to growing old
with her so we can be old ladies
sitting on the porch of one of our
houses (we'll live next door to one
another) bottle drinking scotch and
yelling at school children walking
home. I don't know who or where I'd
be without her and hopefully will
never have to find that out. I just wish
I'd been the twin who'd gotten that
body.
anybody has ever done for me. She will
forever be on my A-list.