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      Jack
      Male, 31, Married, San Diego, CAMore
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      • Steve-o
      • Posted
      • so on my 19th birthday, this fuckin'
        guy eric and i are driving to this
        queer little eatery in laguna beach
        that some of our friends were working
        at (and some still do, i think) and
        what do we drive past, a corpse. this
        was after he tried killing me a year
        and a half earlier by slamming his car
        into a car stopped at a red light, but
        i bury the hatchet, i am a nice guy. so
        what does he do? he comes to new york
        to visit me, and he somehow manages to
        blow up the world trade center. its all
        true, you can ask him. thanks friend,
        fuck you.
      • Tito
      • Posted
      • man, eric turner what a guy. there's
        not much i can say that hasn't been
        said. party animal, lover of mexicans,
        the guy has a didjeridoo. and he can
        play it. I can hardly spell it. you name
        it he has it all. Oh, and he taught me
        how to surf and for that I am eternally
        gratefull. eric what a bro.
      • Katee
      • Posted
      • Jack is a funny ass mother fucker. I
        don't think I've ever met such a
        friendly-aggressive drunk before. The
        other night I tried to kick in his
        wiener and I missed (too small) so
        instead or retaliating, he gave me a
        big wet kiss on the cheek, scaring me
        even more, man I wish I didn't miss
        that kick.
      • Long Duck
      • Posted
      • You American think you so great. All
        Chinamen know dat LoPan is Big Trouble
        in Little China superstar not Jack
        Burton. You know what is interesting?
        Some people say dat I look like the
        Lightning Storm but only five time
        cooler LOL. So what you tink about dat
        big boy hollywood?
      • Lorena
      • Posted
      • The funniest guy in our student-
        teaching program! Thanks for the
        beers "Jack," I hope we can hang out
        again soon.
      • Natalie
      • Posted
      • "Jack" once told me I was like chaffing
        (I think thats how you spell it)
        underwear. But he said it was the good
        kind of chaffing. I don't know if thats
        good or bad but I would still give him
        a ride home at 5 in the morning anytime.
      • Ann
      • Posted
      • i swear i hadn't read mike's
        testimonial before i wrote mine.
      • Ann
      • Posted
      • whenever i crack open a beer, i think
        about Eric. not that he's reduced to a
        beer buddy, but we all have to admit
        that there is not a better person to
        have a beer with. He's one of those
        guys that you want to make sure you
        have at your party because he will
        bring it to life without ever once
        moving from his spot on the couch and
        he says things like "God made mexicans
        and mexicans made tequila". This makes
        him out to be a big party guy, but he's
        not... words just can't explain.
      • Cody
      • Posted
      • Eric and I used to dream about learnig
        all the moves to Michael Jackson's
        Remember The Time video when we were
        in eight grade. No joke.
      • Katee
      • Posted
      • Jack, Jack, Jack, what can I say?
        We're are two bizarre buddies. One
        moment I'm trying to bust your skull
        open and the next we're sleeping in
        bed together...good times good times.

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