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Kellie
Messaging Off
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Interested In:
Friends, Activity Partners
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Member Since:
Jan 2004
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Hometown:
Tucson
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Kellie's URL:
http://profiles.friendster.com/4980569
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Occupation:
SASSMASTER
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What I enjoy doing:
ketel one and laughing
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Favorite Books:
Hing Po the Chinese Stick, me talk pretty one day, memoirs of a geisha, US weekly, kitchen confidential.
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Favorite Movies:
i heart huckabees, city of god, igby goes down, almost famous, the royal tennanbaums, american splendor, drop dead fred
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Favorite Music:
BERNHAUSER, the postal service, ed harcourt, ..............
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Favorite TV Shows:
sex & the city, will & grace, six feet under, absolutely fabulous
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About Me:
if you get f'd in the A are u still a V?
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Who I Want to Meet:
Basically anyone that does not wear braided belts.
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never forget the time Kellie got me
in trouble with Mrs. Lebbernecker,
our substitute teacher. Mrs.
Lebbernecker had a gizzard and
Kellie used to draw pictures of it
and give them to me to in the
middle of cursive lessons. One
time, Kellie drew a particularly funny
gizzard and I burst out in laughter.
Mrs. Lebbernecker came over and
rapped my hands with the wet
noodle and took the picture away.
She was livid. And guess who got
in trouble. Me. But, this is the kind
of friend Kellie is, she stood up and
said, "Mrs. Lebbernecker, I drew
that, I should be the one getting in
trouble." It was a valiant effort, but in
the end, we both got in trouble and
had to stay after school. And that
afternoon, when we were writing "I
will not draw gizzards" on the
chalkboard, Mrs. Lebbernecker had
to go to the bathroom, as she had a
very bad bladder. While she was
gone, Kellie went through the
teacher's desk and liberated all of
the year's
email them to that other fine ass friend of yours
Jodi. Damn the two of you walkin down the street,
not only do you turn the heads with your fine
asses, but with the sound of breakin' glass when
you two start looting all those expensive upper
haight boutiques. If you ask me, they had it
coming.
artists. She makes me lots of money
and always shows me a good time. She
ain't cheap either, and she always
knows how to take care of business if
you know what I mean. Yeah she's got a
shovel in her trunk, but that's only incase
she needs to give yo ass a beat down
and bury you in the Mojave Desert. I love
this girl because she hasn't killed me yet
after all my shenanigans.
you "killie kellie" cause it's killing
them as they are dying to get wit yo
fine ass!
Sheer f*cking genius, she is. I'm
taking that statement to heart.
whole in central mexico on the side of
a street curb. We were both there
trying to get out of some sorry ass
Spanish requirement in school. And now
she popped in my life again in a
equally bizare fashion. But I guess
that is the nature of my relaionship
with this super hot chick. Bizare.
And damn she is hot. A firecracker if
you will. You know the type that
pisses you off and excites you at the
same time. Ode to the color that
Kellie Lindback has added to my life.
How could you not leerrrvvve her.
the "Kellie's wrong!" dance, which goes
pretty much however you want it to. It
can look like the Chicken dance, the
Time Warp or even the two-step. The
only requirement is that when Kellie is
wrong... We dance!
2 - nothing else freakin' matters!
but seriously, folks, Kellie is
especial. Especially funny, cute,
cuddly and kind. (and a biotch). wait!
did i type that or just think it??
no, i typed it, alright. but that'll
keep the non-trustworthies away...or
will it?? Kellie rules!
begging for mercy in her mighty
headlock or running away from her
alter-ego in exaggerated terror. I'd
go to the weenie roast with girl any
day, and not just because she scores
the best seats...