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      Lady Bird Williams
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      • Tom
      • Posted
      • What's the tune?
        Its the "crabapple stomp". I always like that one.
        Do you think they want to dance?
        What?
        Do you think they want to dance, the apes?
        Ask them but maybe they would hold on too
        tightly.
        I'll take my chance. They're new.
        Maybe they would crush you with their incredibly
        powerful arms.
        That would be new.
        Probably they smell terribly.
        What's that music?
        That's the "Registration Waltz".
        I was always fond of waltzes. I remember -

        Look, she's not scared of the apes she's asked
        one to dance!
      • Leah
      • Posted
      • the best is when she gets a little tipsy and
        flops down on her bedroom floor to make
        pretty, crafty things, and she's so into it that
        she doesn't care that you can see straight up
        her skirt to her red undies silk-screened with
        images of chickadees. if you mess with her,
        i will cut you.
      • Leah
      • Posted
      • i've known this one for only a few
        short months, but in that time i've
        told her my most embarassing of stories
        and accidentally drawn her blood. and
        in return, she's given me more
        friendship and compassion than i
        deserve. near, as i can figure she's
        some kind of earth-bound angel. "lady
        bird, lady bird, lady bird," say it
        three times; spin around once; click
        your heels, and make a wish.
      • Anne
      • Posted
      • ladybird i promise to visit you in san
        fran soon, as i miss you dearly; for
        your birthday you'll find an anne on
        your doorstep. i also solemnly vow to
        get a package in the post to you THIS
        WEEK, for i fear your wrath--i know
        what you are capable of: beating small
        children, kicking puppies, squashing
        kittens, giving dustin black eyes...
      • Atticus
      • Posted
      • Lady Bird ain't like ordinary folk.
        She's super tall, and super fun, and
        she sometimes pees blue (I have
        photographic proof). If only she
        could get rid of that Boston accent.
      • Anne
      • Posted
      • birdy is someone whose essence of being you
        simply can't capture with words. much like
        some fantastic event, like a solar ecipse or a
        fancy laser light show (who doesn't love a
        laser light show?) you have to be there to
        appreciate her in full. she's that transcendent
        & animated-in short, she's wonderful.
      • Oliver
      • Posted
      • awwww. look at that cute new picture
        of lady bird. aaaawwwwwww. come back
        lady bird! we miss you! lady bird's
        the best. THE BEST!
      • Tom
      • Posted
      • LadyBird looks like Jackie O, who was
        cuckoled by Marilyn Monroe, which must
        make me Trisha Nixon's lips...and that
        is why we love Laby Dird!
      • Eve
      • Posted
      • she has been known to embroider her
        underpants. she has been known to imitate
        rabid skunks. she has been known to coax
        listless hipsters into hours of boardgame
        hilarity. she has been known to light up my
        darkest times and i have been known to miss
        her so wicked bad. i am jealous if you are near
        enough to smell her. (and those purple velvet
        bellbottoms...lord help us all!)

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