Ashley

"I dork around in fayetteville and like to go to dance parties. about 5'5'' I'm looking for a fancy job in a fancy city...."

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Schools (Other):
Cottey College, University of Arkansas, Bard Globalization and Intl. Affairs
Occupation:
Research Assistant
Affiliations:
YWC, WTC, Drink Specials, Jack5, The Scurvy
Hobbies and Interests:
dancing, drinking, laughing, chillin' like a villain, ninja kicks, push ups, riding in big black trucks
Favorite Books:
Galapagos, k.v., Things Fall Apart, Beloved, anything by Brett Easton Ellis, Fortress of Solitude
Favorite Movies:
buffy the vampire slayer (the movie!), clueless, true romance, bottle rocket. but mostly I don't like movies
Favorite Music:
Postal Service, David Allan Coe, Hank Williams, tori amos, John Vanderslice, Salt n peppa, Kelly Clarkson, Missy Elliot, lil Kim, ODB, James Brown, Brian Enigk, yo mama
Favorite TV Shows:
south park, the simpsons, home movies (on adult swim), the daily show
Zodiac Sign:
Taurus
About Me:
I dork around in fayetteville and like to go to dance parties.
about 5'5''
I'm looking for a fancy job in a fancy city.
I laugh too loud.
I like adventures and a bar in springdale called the Oasis.
Who I Want to Meet:
anyone who can tie a cherry stem with their tounge.
my late grandfather on my mom's side.
people who would rather throw beer bottles at trains than watch tv.
other people who stay up way too late and get up way too early.
gay cowboys (who secretly want to make out with me).
I miss my cottey girls.

Robin
Posted
so word on the street is ashley is totally into teradactyls and she has the worst case of ipod envy...my diagnosis, small girl syndrom, it's ok though, what she lacks in height she makes up for in ass.

mickey
Posted
I look at my poop a lot, and often wonder if my shits talk to me. When I think about the past shit conference, I remember it sounding awfully similar to Ashley's rusty brown voice. She also smells like those turds that come out when you dont wipe your ass very good.