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"I don't really play here anymore, since this interface is a pain in my ass; pertinent info can be found on Myspace.
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Occupation:
digital media nonsense, purveyor of baked goods
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Affiliations:
www.moistandtasty.com
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Zodiac Sign:
Aries
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About Me:
I don't really play here anymore, since this interface is a pain in my ass; pertinent info can be found on Myspace.
www dot myspace dot com/janeminty
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she is the minty in my julep, she makes the best penis cake around, and i am convinced that she is the reincarnation of my godmother (so assigned by my parents for her entirely unholy qualities... but that's another story). and then last night (which prompts this testimonial), i had this dream involving her and Anthony Bourdain in some sort of S&M scenario onstage at fez. i guess i miss her ; )
homework i never would have graduated
from college. she rocks and i miss her.
maybe someday i'll get my sorry ass
over to the east coast.
wanted to be: her boy toy
settled for: her Friendster list
months. I sit across from her like the fox
character in 'The Little Prince': I keep my
distance and try to behave myself and all the
while I am thinking about devouring her.
fake ass new age cry-baby. Who
cares if he can have tantric sex with
his equally lame looking wife for five
miserable nauseating hours. Have
you seen her? She's almost as bad
as him. Why would either of them
brag about that?
mint-colored panties when we were
growing up.
ears. She does everything with finesse and
grace. She can bake anything & you'd be a
fool not to eat it, since it's likely the best
tasting thing you've had in the last five years.
She had a tv interview! On the Metro chanel!
You should see her big black cat, Angus.
Man, it's Louise Brooks crossed with Debbie
Harry. Jane is one girl you'd be a fool not to
know.
o, minty freshness/
who could be hipper than you?/
spoil me with cake.
of *MOB*. Alas, the subWay system is a
bit prohibitive of such a coordinated
effort. So this would entail a rather
large and conspicuous collection of
automobiles (which is kind of the whole
problem to begin with) and the police
would be alerted to such a confluence.
And... nuff said. It would never work.
However, the preposterous nature of this
scenario does not reflect on Minty. I
believe she means well and she is most
likely a clean young woman even though
I have actually never met her.