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Pamplona... run with the bulls and piss in a fountain
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""Out of passions grow opinions; mental sloth lets these rigidify into convictions." -- Friedrich Nietzsche
"Sometimes it..."
More about Michael
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Schools:
Lakeside Middle, Attended 1989 - 1991, Class of 1991
University High, Attended 1991 - 1995, Class of 1995
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Schools (Other):
hehe... skool
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College/University:
University of California - Berkeley, Attended 1995 - 1999, Class of 1999, Bachelor's Degree, EECS and Economics
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Occupation:
Alcoholic beverage tester
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Affiliations:
um... no
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Hobbies and Interests:
varies by the minute
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Favorite Books:
Ree-dee-ing Ma-id Eez-ee, Cliff Notes, surgeon general warnings
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Favorite Movies:
Goodwill Humping, Star Whores, Lord of the Cock Ring, Anal Sluts 5 (first 4 were so good they made a 5th)
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Favorite Music:
The Oscar Mayer Wiener Song, drunken Japanese guy karaoke
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Favorite TV Shows:
Beer Commercials, late night infomercials, the Indian music video channel
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About Me:
"Out of passions grow opinions; mental sloth lets these rigidify into convictions." -- Friedrich Nietzsche
"Sometimes it proves the highest understanding is not to understand." -- Baltasar Gracian
"The truth is always the stongest argument." -- Sophocles
"Regret for the things we did can be tempered by time; it is regret for the things we did not do that is inconsolable." -- Sydney Harris
"If thou rememb'rest not the slightest folly into which love hast made thee run, though hast not loved." -- William Shakespeare
"Philosophy is to the real world as masturbation is to sex." -- Karl Marx
"I am a philosophy major. That means I can think deep thoughts about being unemployed." -- Bruce Lee
"Bad artists copy. Great artists steal." -- Pablo Picasso
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Who I Want to Meet:
I'd also like to meet Yoda, Jesus, Buddha, Mao, and Jack Daniels. I'd set up a pay-per-view fight between Yoda and Jesus. I'd ask Buddha how he got so fat as a vegetarian and put him on the Atkin's diet. I'd kick Mao in the nuts. And I'd simply shake Jack Daniel's hand.
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rockin in RAIN, dancing with the Hilton
sisters, Fighting VC Gangster, Pimping
hot models, comped Drinks... NICK of
Stuff Magazine, ORlando Jones rocking
corner pocket, Sleazy Korean Biatches,
TOM Greene slobbering mess, Ho Ho Hoing
up the Louisville Girls... PARTYING
ROCK STAR STYLE...
"IF this is how the rich and famous
Party, then we gotta become RICH AND
FAMOUS..."
Here's to good times....
is, yes.
action and wrestling superstar known as
the Rock, here would be my choice. He's
got the look, and I've witnessed Mike's
patience be tested and endure. When you
seem him, there may be a whiskey in his
hand, but buy him one for the other hand.
birth! Hes my brother (in the literal
sense) and does a good job at it.
pic. like cathy, mike's a pretty laid
back, easy going, and chill person to
be around. (that is, until you get him
to say "you can't be more wrong.") AND
he's always down for a game of golf!
awww yeeea...
fool you... he's probably one of the
smartest guys I know (though I'd rarely
ever say that in front of him).
Definitely complicated but a sweet
heart. As for who'd he want to meet ...
probably anyone worthy of him repeating
a quote from...