Toni Gonzaga

CERTIFIED TINSTER KA IF...

You get peeved when people keep mispelling her name as "TONY." You ship Tin with several guys -- Drewni, Luini, Toniolo, Samtin, Paultin, and tlgo. You always use her smart arse comments for quotable quotes. "I wanna die! Can I die?" Your tape/TiVo is filled with all her guestings and shows. You want to use JDL's craters for target practice. You know why "My Sassy Girl" relates to Tin. The term "single since birth" is suddenly so dang cool for ya. You look for her fave books: Da Vinci Code, Boy Meets Girl, Purpose Drive Life, & Bible. You have her on Myspace, Friendster or Multiply; or even just a fan profile. You go online before going to work/school just to make habol with the Tinsters. You greet Wuwu in her thread. Super aliw ka sa listahan na 'to and you want to add more! You dash to the threads that bash her and defend her. Your Family: "(Insert name here)! Si Toni sa TV! Toni mo asa TV!" Your hard disk is filled with her photos. Your ringtone is her voice, or song, or anything related to her. You make poster fanarts for potential films, montages, and wallpapers. You visit every dang thread related to her. You notice her ktxts are always in the car... with the seatbelt. After noticing that... you started taking pictures of yourself in a car... with the seatbelt. You've made a video for her or her pairings. Your avatar in Yahoo is well, her or related to her. You notice stuff like "she needs to be in a deodorant commercial... dahil maputi kilikili nya." You got teary eyed or cried, youself when she cried in her Buzz interview. Your blog, myspace account has something related to Tin in it. Your friends notice that "Toni Gonzaga" is always part of THE conversation. You manipulate your nephews, nieces, little kids by making them be a Tinster. Yung phone mo puro Tin. Wallpaper mo si Tin din. Aba binabasa mo pa ito?! ADIK KAAA! ADIKKKK! Napupudpod ang daliri mo kakatext ng Pop9. Lahat ng products na ginagamit at ineendorse ni tin ay ginagamit mo. Pinakyaw mo na lahat ng CD ni Tin para ma-reach ang Platinum status. Napuntahan mo lahat ng mall show at iba pang show ni Tin, shooting at taping. Lahat ng network ng cellphone meron ka para makipagkulitan sa ibang mga CT. Ang toothpaste mo ay Colgate with cooling crystals applemint fresh. Ang nanay mo eh hinahatak hair mo pag uwi kasi inuumaga ka! Ang kape mo ay Nescafe. (Hmmm... at ang bango pa!) Bumili ka pa ng repackaged album niya kahit meron ka na nung isa. Di ka nabili sa shapes wear pag hindi si tin yung nasa tag at walang paper bag. Lahat na sinasabi mo ay about Tin. Kapag may kinakanta na song ni Tin na bago ay dapat "I have to buy or download it." Bumibili ka ng mag basta andun si tin kahit pa konti lang ang article tungkol sa kanya. Ginagaya mo mga get ups o expressions ni Tin. Nakatingin ka sa mga tabloid sa daan para malaman kung may headline about Tin. Lagi mong nililingon ang billboard ng Shapes sa NLEX kahit nakita mo na. Nalipasan ka na ng gutom kakachat sa mga co CT sa YM. Naka-bookmark na sa browser mo ang link sites and threads ni Tin. You’re happy for Tin and you support her decisions no matter what.

ⓒ PEX Tinsters