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"I bathe in canned peaches and burn sandalwood in my rectum. I recently had all my chakras replaced. I enjoy giggling at..."
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More About Garth
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Occupation:
tantric masseur
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Hobbies and Interests:
Yoga, meditation, reflexology, crystal blue persuasion, Santeria, pudding
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Favorite Books:
Masturbating Towards An Inner Light, Smell My Aura, Rape Yourself Sober
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Favorite Movies:
Orgy Of The Dead, Killer Blowjobs 5, Glitter, and a fourth hilarious choice
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Favorite Music:
Kitaro, John Tesh, all the sounds of nature, the silent scream of my soul as I fill out this asinine questionnaire again
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Favorite TV Shows:
Jerry Lewis Telethon (local coverage), Xtreme Animal Copulation, Buscando Amor
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About Me:
I bathe in canned peaches and burn sandalwood in my rectum. I recently had all my chakras replaced. I enjoy giggling at
funerals, honking at the elderly, and being tranquil while
others panic. Ennui bores me. I've been told I have sexy
lips. Fuck off.
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Who I Want to Meet:
It's "whom," right? I'm looking for a girl who wants to
share all that life has to offer, including access to a
wide variety of prescription medication, and a super-clean
vagina. (Call me! xoxo)
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Testimonials and Comments for Garth
first met, I can forget a moment like
that. He ran up on stage with me in a
leporad print thong, and showed me a
move on the brass pole called the
hidden fuzz ball. It was like t-
bagging but done with far more finesse.
It made me a little angry though, not
because of his grace and poise, but he
made more in tips than I did. Garth
has a true crative spark that could
only be explained as perverious.
Badlee, Garth has entertained and
disgusted audience members around Los
Angeles for years. And now you can own his
new album "Just Garth" for free... All you
have to do is blow him
express yourself behind a hidden
identity. You are the jewish Scott
Baio in that young pic of you. You are
also the Scott Baio that didnt have a
TV show, hang at the playboy mansion
or date Pamela Anderson. But you're
really funny and I sense at times,
even genuine.
he's no huge anus!
Studied your career. Now look at you.
("That's LORD Garth.")
heavenly that I have been known to
call him thrice in a row just to hear
his voicemail. He has a nickname for
me that no one else gets to call me.
He is a lovely person...not the least
bit cunty. I heart Garth.