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      • Anya
      • Posted
      • God, I love a man who can FLOWBEE...
      • aaron
      • Posted
      • when i first met calvin, i thought he
        had a very limited vocabulary despite
        the varied books he would read outside
        school buildings. it turns out I was the
        one with the limited vocabulary because
        he said words that i never would have
        thought were english. now i understand
        everything he says, except when he says
        'i'm not going home with you; Kati won't
        like it.' still figuring that one out.
        any help?
      • Griffin
      • Posted
      • run quickly back from california, boy
        wonder. i've decided that i am your
        home, and it's really, really sad that
        you never come and see me. you could
        hang your hat and everything.
      • Griffin
      • Posted
      • calvin said he wanted to interview me,
        but then he never called. this is atypical.
        insomuchas it is a typical event.

        but really: he put a vacuum cleaner on
        my head and gave me the best haircut
        ever. because he wins every haircut
        contest.

        and he is the most beautiful boy in my
        life.
      • Natalie
      • Posted
      • I still get nightmares about Calvin
        sticking his finger up me nose, fucking
        bastard.
      • Brianna
      • Posted
      • calvin fucked your mother AND your
        sister. while chain smoking.
      • douglas
      • Posted
      • Someday Calvin will be as vapid, self-
        centered and uninspired as all the
        other hipsters. Until then he just has
        the hair.
      • Liz
      • Posted
      • Miss waking up with you in the morning
        Cal. Kati are you reading this?
      • Brianna
      • Posted
      • sometimes i feel like calvin wants
        me to die a slow and painful death.
        not because he doesn't like me, but
        because it would be fun to watch,
        and laugh at. and the weird thing is
        sometimes i find myself wanting to
        die a slow and painful death so that
        calvin could watch, and laugh. curse
        you calvin, curse you
      • Katie
      • Posted
      • original katie. katie numero uno.

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