• Brett Hemmerling

      "I'm a transplanted Midwestern boy with a true love for the city and all it has to offer. I prize my friends above all else..."

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      • Tony
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      • Storm was a a Busted Mess. When she hooked up with Xavier's kids she couldn't keep her shit under control for nothing. She showed her ass virtually every issue. But then Jean stumbled into the Phoenix situation, put the hurt on Mastermind's dick and took Storm's mess to a Ho. Notha. Levo. Ever since, Storm has, if only relatively, got her shit on lock. Leader of the Morlocks. Savior of the Savage Land. Chief of the X-Men. Compared to Jean, Ororo MAINTAINS and SUSTAINS. I hope to be the Jean to your Ororo, Brett.
      • Tony
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      • Brett's face fell off this weekend. Now, whenever I want to feel pretty, I put it over my face like a mask, staple it to the sides of my head and go out dancing to the robot music homosexuals like so much. Put the lotion in the basket.
      • Tony
      • Posted
      • He makes me want to be a better crack whore.
      • Ashley
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      • I'm looking forward to, someday, filming my
        interview for the "Brett Hemmerling E! True
        Hollywood Story." They will come and
        interview me at my room in the Betty Ford
        clinic. I'll tell them about our Freshman year
        drinking binges. I'll tell them about our 1st
        professional acting gig...singing and
        dancing the story of Abe Lincoln's boyhood
        years between the ages of 8 and 16. But I
        won't tell them that when I first met Brett he
        was dating girls. That would just be tacky.
      • Brett
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      • Oh my sweet Maki...the only person in
        the world who can fall of a boardwalk,
        scrape his arm, and make it look so
        cool that I want to do it too. In a
        room of 1,000 people, if something
        weird happens, Brett is the first
        person my head snaps to for that "what
        the hell was that??!?" knowing look
        that speaks volumes. He's a smart-ass
        after my own heart. GLAMA!
      • Chris
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      • Brett is one of those gay men who has
        managed to achieve that perfect balance
        of sweetness and cutting edge bitchy
        sarcasm that we all can only hope to
        achieve. He would be the first person
        to help you get from point A to B in
        the great metropolis of NYC, and he
        would be the first person to say, "Stay
        away from my LOVER, bitch." Seriously
        though, Brett is a super guy, and I
        very much treasure our spotty yet
        consistent gatherings in the great
        cities of Philly and NYC.
      • Jesse
      • Posted
      • A bit o' Brett and a Jack & coke will
        get you through the roughest night
        with a wink and a smile. Don't let
        that twinkle in his eyes fool you.
        He's been slapped and tickled and he
        liked it.Brett is one of the sweetest
        little bitches a girl could know. Also
        did I mention his talent? He has a
        huge...talent. Ask him about playing
        the flute.
      • Paul
      • Posted
      • If Brett were a cocktail, he'd be 2
        parts "sass", 1 part "sugar", and a
        generous amount of raw uncut
        sexuality. Serve in a high ball glass
        over ice. Gently stir. Oh yeah, don't
        forget the cherry, bro.
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