Captain Morgan

Male, 42,
Interested In: Dating Men and Women, Relationship Men and Women, Friends, Activity Partners
Member Since: Jun 2003
Location: Puerto Rico
Hometown: Wales, England
Captain Morgan's URL:
http://profiles.friendster.com/512136

"I am Captain Henry Morgan. I am actually a historical figure before becoming the symbol of rum worldwide. Everyone likes..."

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Occupation:
PIRATE .. on a rum bottle
Affiliations:
WITH EVERYONE.
Hobbies and Interests:
rum, looting, raping women, pilaging, drinking, screwing, poon, coca cola, being the coolest guy alive, swordplay, machetes, ass, liquor stores, killing, massacre, dumb bitches, baltimore MD
Favorite Books:
arrrrgg whats a book???
Favorite Movies:
Pirates of the Carribean
Favorite Music:
ya know I am sort of into those russian lesbos T.A.T.U!!!
Favorite TV Shows:
MY COMMERICIAL WHAT ELSE
About Me:
I am Captain Henry Morgan. I am actually a historical
figure before becoming the symbol of rum worldwide.
Everyone likes to party with me. I am
70 proof. Not as tough as Bacardi, but sometimes you want
something that still TASTES GOOD. Thats where I come in.
I love raping wenches and looting other ships. I have a
sweet ass outfit and my sword will slice up your face. Its
funny I am a pirate and I have the whitest teeth ever??
Who I Want to Meet:
Jack Daniels. I wanna split that mother fucker in two.

(if you wanna add me, my full name is Captain Morgan Rum)
And please, enjoy our quality responsibly.
www.rum.com

Swiss LeBleue
Posted
You know what St. Elmo's Fire is? Mix
me with Captain Morgan and you'll find
out! (You may not be happy with what
you find, but bored? NEVER!)

Heather
Posted
GOES DOWN SMOOTHE! Hey Cap'n you
should come join me on the S.S.
Pitchfork some time.

Joe
Posted
man, capt'n, you rule!!!!
except for that time you made me pee on
my bedroom door and pass out naked in
my own puke.

NtothaIcole
Posted
after a bottle of you,you brought me and
my boyfriend closer together....at least
i think it was my boyfriend.

Manos
Posted
Me and the cap'n, we go way back.
Waaaay back. There hasn't been a
sunrise that I've stayed awake for
without the company of Cool Captain
Morgan. A+++++++