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Occupation:
Exotic Dancer
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Hobbies and Interests:
Pornography, Alcohol, Drugs, Hulk Hogan
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Favorite Books:
Stupid White Men, Slaughterhouse Five, Fear and Loathing On The Campaign Trail '78, Crime and Punishment, Confederacy of Dunces
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Favorite Movies:
No Holds Barred, Suburban Commando, Mr. Nanny, Gummo, The Adventures of Ford Fairlane, Up In Smoke, Freddy Got Fingered, Garbage Pail Kids The Movie, Citizen Kane
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Favorite Music:
Miles Davis, Adam Green, Vanilla Ice, Bouncing Souls, They Might Be Giants, Germs, Smoking Popes
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Favorite TV Shows:
The Simpsons, The Larry Sanders Show, Mr. Show, Arrested Development, Three's Company, Get a Life
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About Me:
I'm stupid.
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Who I Want to Meet:
Hot and horny asian stewardesses with large breasts and
firm buttocks. If you have firm buttocks but small breasts,
MOVE ALONG!!! Try the fucking Salvation Army, you flat
nippled whore!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
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indicates. He does, however, possess the
rare quality of harboring contempt for
everything. He is the most vile of vile
humorists, inhabiting a world that most of us
only visit when feeling particularly salty. He
is a lightning rod for hatred and petty
antipathies. He will die young so that we
don't have to. If you haven't yet read Hillbilly
Sex Magazine, you really should. Taboo
died along with God and chivalry; Nick is our
proof.