Judes McGuire

writer

reading, sleeping, crime, boxing, shoot the freak, fun-having, polaroids, music, singing really loud in a car, staring into space, canoodling, reading about Japanese sex practices, making up fake words for things and trying them out on my ESL friends

Mystic River, Pranks, occasional James Ellroy, John Waters, Shot in the Heart, Redmond O'Hanlon's travel stuff, Pete Dexter, assorted predictable crap like Hornby and Miller

Badlands, Willard, Polyester, Reservoir Dogs, Dumb and Dumber, Jackass, Diva, Casablanca, anything--and I mean ANYTHING!--with Steve Buscemi and/or Crispin Glover, Blue Velvet, River's Edge, Drugstore Cowboy

The Clash, The Boss, The Jam, The Pogues, The Handsome Family, The Madonna. . . pretty much if the band's name starts with 'The', they're okay by me.

Right now, I am all about Oz. Holy hell! I can't believe I never watched when it was on! Straight girl porno at its best! Anything with cops and robbers (except 'Cops'), Everwood, Get a Life, Strangers with Candy, Homicide

Aries

I don't believe in god, but I do believe in CHRISTMAS!!!! Yay!!!!!
I'm festive (obviously), cranky, kind, loyal, clever, amusing, fun-having,
occasionally sweet, sometimes shy, fairly straightforward (unless it's going to hurt someone's feelings), easily amused, vaguely articulate, far too forgiving, randy, rarely bored, possessor of cheap and colorful apartment, not shy about making out in public. Emoticons make me want to punch my computer, so don't send me any, okay? I can't afford a new computer.

Lately it seems like all my friends are guys. Which is fine, but I need some new ladies in my life.
If you are willing to enter a photobooth with me or submit to Polaroids or my new
digital camera, even better. No scaredy cats or
mental cases, please. I have a low tolerance for stooopid and arrogant, so if you're going to be a cocky bastard, at least have the smarts to back it up. (Cocky because you're cute doesn't cut it--winning genetic lotto is nothing to git uppity about.)