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"I REALLY like to swap punches. I still go to summer camp. Junior high school kids are awesome because they're super weird..."
More about Whitney
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College/University:
Oberlin College, Attended 1990 - 1994, Bachelor's Degree
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Occupation:
middle school aficionado
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Hobbies and Interests:
Professional Bull Riding (PBR), watching TV, watching spelling bees on TV, Quaker summer camps, driving the big yellow bus, drinking excessive amounts of cola products
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Favorite Books:
Honestly, I rarely read.
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Favorite Movies:
Walking & Talking, Run Lola Run . . .
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Favorite Music:
Boston, Sloth circa 1993, Loo Lurid!
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Favorite TV Shows:
I'll watch practically anything.
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Zodiac Sign:
Sagittarius
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About Me:
I REALLY like to swap punches. I still go to summer camp. Junior high school kids are awesome because they're super weird and never boring!
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chased by bulls with a beer can
serving as a shoe on one foot. One of
my most recent involves a train and a
conductor that asked us to keep on
going with the little numbers we were
perfoming. she is so cool in the,
well, coolest way!!
whitney was wearing a cape and like
a wonder woman outfit, and her and
me and a bunch of other people
were trying to sew fancy outfits, but
none of us really knew what we were
doing. then this woman took all the
red fabric whitney wanted and she
guiltily but emphatically stated that
she hated sharing, and that she was
drunk. so there.
respect a woman who can teach 7th/8th
grade sex ed, stay calm around barfing
kids, get grouchy adults to play games
and sing camp songs early in the
morning, drive a school bus, put on
lipstick w/o a mirror... and maintain a
completely screwball sense of humor
behind her mellow exterior.
front row in the rock show of life.
Although I've never had her over for
dinner, I fantasize about this
constantly because she is just such a
great conversationalist and knows the
skinny on everything. Someday I'll
have you over Whitney, I swear it
damnit! Also, Whitney is the best
person to go get doughnuts with just
before the sun comes up. Believe me, I
know.xoxoxoxoxxooxsjb