Ms. Harris can be seen in her new feature film
"Hellboy," playing a magical and troubled
young pyro woman who is able to conjure fire
at will--looks like Liz is finally making it, after
our criminally underappreciated debut as art
fags critiquing a giant vageena in "Spin City."
Liz notices things that most people
don't. Like for instance one time at
one of her party's i poured some beer
on the head of a Bart Simpson statue.
I don't think I even saw myself doing
it because i don't remember it
happening. But she saw it. No one
else saw it but her. Girls got eyes!
miz wonky's picture makes me want to
run into my room and hide under the
covers crying like a little bitch, but
one can only count on the lizzington
to create such a bizarro masterpiece.
Elizabeth Anne Harris and I were
Co-Captains of the Varsity Smoking Team
of UC Berkeley. We went to Nationals.
We should have received scholarships but
all the money goes to the boys teams
these days.
uh, i missed the train.... were you
going to SF..? i missed the bus.... oh,
you missed the bus..? no i missed
the train you missed the bus.... and
then some jedi warrior goats began
to talk to me but there mouths were
not moving.... it was the force... hey i
didnt force them to do anything... it
was voluntary... what..? nevermind, i
dont want to know what your talking
about... what...? no who...? who..? the
goats.... what goats.... just shut up....
ok... goodbye..... (faintly in the
distance) luke, luke... i mean, liz, liz...
i am your herder... come to the other
side of the flock.... the dark side of
the flock... together we can eat the
field............
ha ha liz is super cool and styley and
everyone loves her but I first knew her
when she was a band geek! and thought
shane and spencer were cool. it's all
good now though. ever miss being a
core 16 year old at the phoenix dear?
xoxoxo
crazy on this frendster biz....
serve thangggz in my white tee
cant wait to see a ho!
"Hellboy," playing a magical and troubled
young pyro woman who is able to conjure fire
at will--looks like Liz is finally making it, after
our criminally underappreciated debut as art
fags critiquing a giant vageena in "Spin City."
don't. Like for instance one time at
one of her party's i poured some beer
on the head of a Bart Simpson statue.
I don't think I even saw myself doing
it because i don't remember it
happening. But she saw it. No one
else saw it but her. Girls got eyes!
which i made for you. that means a lot
to me! i will miss you, gurrrrrrl...
run into my room and hide under the
covers crying like a little bitch, but
one can only count on the lizzington
to create such a bizarro masterpiece.
Co-Captains of the Varsity Smoking Team
of UC Berkeley. We went to Nationals.
We should have received scholarships but
all the money goes to the boys teams
these days.
going to SF..? i missed the bus.... oh,
you missed the bus..? no i missed
the train you missed the bus.... and
then some jedi warrior goats began
to talk to me but there mouths were
not moving.... it was the force... hey i
didnt force them to do anything... it
was voluntary... what..? nevermind, i
dont want to know what your talking
about... what...? no who...? who..? the
goats.... what goats.... just shut up....
ok... goodbye..... (faintly in the
distance) luke, luke... i mean, liz, liz...
i am your herder... come to the other
side of the flock.... the dark side of
the flock... together we can eat the
field............
everyone loves her but I first knew her
when she was a band geek! and thought
shane and spencer were cool. it's all
good now though. ever miss being a
core 16 year old at the phoenix dear?
xoxoxo