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      • Brian
      • Posted
      • Throughout high school, I was always
        jealous of the fact that Jesse seemed
        so much more sure of himself that I ever
        was. Insecurity's a bitch, and I'm sorry I
        was a dick in the end.

        Oh, and it was so cool seeing you on
        Jeopardy in 1994. You kicked ass.
      • Erik
      • Posted
      • E-GADD!!!!noobfloobphlimmmm....
      • Craig
      • Posted
      • ahem..........AND HE MAILED ME A "LI'L
        CHUB" MEAT STICK FROM CHICAGO!!!!!

        HOW FUCKING SWEET IS THAT?
      • Pato
      • Posted
      • Warui otenki desu ne! Ototoi yugohan o
        tabemashita ka?! RAISHU NO SHUUMATSU
        ISSHONI BIIRU WA NOMIMASEN KA?!!!
      • Gregory
      • Posted
      • JDI, aka "Pantalones Rojos",
        aka "Lefty", aka "Mr. Lymph Node",
        aka "Windows McTavish", aka "Pheromones
        Johnson", aka "Travis", aka "The Not-
        From-Concentrate Guy" is still at large
        and should be considered
        extremely 'testy', not to
        mention 'slippery'. He exposed me to
        so much cool shit and ways of seeing
        things, it would take years to list
        them all. He is about as real as they
        come, if you can't deal with that,
        you're missing out.
      • Thad
      • Posted
      • In a town like New Haven, where Jesse
        used to live and where I knew him,
        there is much talk of the "town/gown
        relationship." New Haven is a tough,
        surly east coast city which by chance
        holds Yale, where the sons and
        daughters of priviledge spend their
        bright college years irritating the
        locals. Though certainly small change
        in Jesse's lifetime achievements, I
        have always been particularly impressed
        that townie Jesse managed so many
        relationships with gownie Yalies when
        he was at very least functionally
        homeless. In fact, the only bad thing I
        can say about Jesse is that he
        inexplicably continues to use computers
        with little white fruit on them
      • Seth
      • Posted
      • I've known Jesse since he was 13. Brief
        Jesse flashes: Jesse is dissapointed to
        find out the kapa maki I gave him is
        accually made with cucumber, not the
        brainstem of an eel, as I had told him
        (age 15). Jesse whoops up on nerds and
        sasses Alex Trebek in the Teen
        Tourniment, then convinces an entire
        rest home that there is a WW2 war
        criminal it their midst(age 17). Jesse
        builds replica of the Collosus at
        Rhodes out of Legos, but since he's
        high on the doober, he makes a 200 ft
        tall statue of Chris Rhodes dressed
        like Piotyr Rasputin(age 19)
        He's done sweet fuck all since.
      • Ines
      • Posted
      • jesse was me and rick omontes dad and
        kevin was our mom...even though our
        parents never made us bunk beds we were
        happy sharing a couch and having dad
        give us goldfish while mom tended to
        his plant
      • Craig
      • Posted
      • Jesse is cooler than Jango Fett and he has
        hair like Epstein from "Welcome Back,
        Kotter"- minus the note from his Mom.
        Wrestling knowledge? He's aces, man.
        Knowing stuff 'bout nuthin'? He's top notch.
        Collecting fraudualnt ID's? Oh yeah, baby.
        And even though he doesn't eat meat, I still
        find myself wanting to shave his head
        again. Look up "good egg" in the dictionary
        and Jesse is behind the Easter candy.
        ....and he makes me say, "wow" and
        "@#*%!" a lot.
      • Chris
      • Posted
      • Jesse has been wicked nice thus far.
        The man KNOWS his pro-wrasslin', so
        he's tops in my book. And his g/f has
        the same first and last name as my
        sister...so she is way cool as well.

        All-in-all...you pretty much NEED to
        know Jesse and his genetically enherit
        bitchiness...residual coolness flakes
        off his body like *cool dandruff*, and
        you are able to become just a tad
        cooler yourself whilst gathering up
        the sheddings of his cool.

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