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"Geez, I never know what to say about myself. I'm
over-educated and low-brow. I can sleep anywhere at anytime.
I'm pretty..."
More about Maureen
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Occupation:
soul-less wage slave
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Hobbies and Interests:
being sarcastic, books, movies, drinking, coffee, being pretentious, eating cheese, photography
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Favorite Books:
The Subterraneans, Fahrenheit 451, What Matters Most is How Well You Walk Through the Fire, America Day by Day
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Favorite Movies:
Pecker, Cecil B. Demented, 13 Conversations About One Thing, Ghost World
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Favorite Music:
Bob Dylan, Elliott Smith, Gillian Welch, Death Cab for Cutie, Grandaddy, Miles Davis, Cake, Violent Femmes, Billie Holiday
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Favorite TV Shows:
The Simpsons, Elimidate, Daria, My So Called Life
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Zodiac Sign:
Aries
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About Me:
Geez, I never know what to say about myself. I'm
over-educated and low-brow. I can sleep anywhere at anytime.
I'm pretty quiet till I get real loud. I want to create
something true and I want to break things and set stuff on
fire. I hoard books and read like a fiend. I can cook like
a rockstar. I'm not very good with the whole 'propriety'
thing. I have a sick and twisted sense of humor. And my
family is crazy. I'm decidely female but not particularly
feminine. I'm useful to have around--supremely capable and
people tell me I'm nice (except the ones who think I'm
mean). I like to knit things for people. Are you cold?
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Who I Want to Meet:
I want to meet people who are alive. Not just in the
breathing? check. pulse? check. sort of way. People who are
really alive. People who have fire inside of them. People
who know how to go out and have fun. People who know little
dive-y bars to drink at and funky coffeeshops to patronize.
People who are creative and cool. I want to meet people who
have their thing and aren't afraid to flaunt it and let me
see. I also like tall people. Tall people rock.
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ever known. Having Maureen as a friend
means having a friend for life. No
matter what happens, she is always
there. This is good because she's
really cool.
vampire. She's just a chick who likes to kill people
and hide them in her bath tub. So far as I know
she's never actually tasted other people's blood.
Not that I'd judge if she had.
Actually I have to be careful here as Maureen
often makes me scrumtous food even though I call
her names and tease her with all the mercy of a
Spanish Inquisitor. And though her campaign to
slowly kill me with Crisco cookies might succeed,
it's a much more pleasent death than cyanide
beans. So keep that in mind.
I've known Maureen now for something like four
years and lived with her and her ex-boyfriend for
two of 'em and she didn't kill me. Even when I
sprinted up the stairs over her head at four a.m.
Over those four years I've come to think of Maureen
as a truly wonderful friend....blah blah blah.
Maureen can kick your ass, when she gets off hers.
So watch yourself, cause she drinks now and a
boozed up sarcastic Irish chick never leaves a scene
intact.
friend of mine since 8th grade. She's
nice when she's supposed to be and
fiesty when she wants to be. She's
smarter than 99% of the people you'll
meet on the street. She's arty,
mellow, laid back, and knows all about
where to get coffee in the middle of
the night in Portland. She's headed
for celebrity status.