She is one krazie mommie. I think I
told you how to spell that tattoo at that
magical drunken Truckstop.
Leen is just that. She smokes fancy
cigarettes and blows smoke rings
around everybody else. I used to
think she was older than me which
shows she is one tough baby. I've
lived with her and we both survived!
One hell of a cocktail maker: she
makes the cheapest booze taste like
Kool-aid and I've done the vomiting to
prove it (those Hive parties!). Ask for
a Bosco Russian. The only person
I've met in the last 10 years who
knows what Autocrat syrup is. She
has a hot sauce flask in her bag! We
get pissed off at the same things too-
such bliss!
colleen dresses way better than i do
(way better than most people, actually)
and can drink my ass under the table in
a heartbeat. but those are just a few
of her most admirable qualities, which
also include miraculously organizing
large groups of slackers and getting us
to accomplish things, being absolutely
brilliant. i could totally see her in
an el camino - i just hope she comes and
picks me up and takes me for a ride.
i did 12 loads of laundry this week. i believe in the
magical healing properties of jello shots and mystery
punch. i always carry hot sauce on my person. i like to
plan for intensely ludicrous worst case scenarios - this
may have something to do with the people i spend my time
with. i am a poor speller. i've never had a cavity, but i
think i might have one now.
told you how to spell that tattoo at that
magical drunken Truckstop.
Leen is just that. She smokes fancy
cigarettes and blows smoke rings
around everybody else. I used to
think she was older than me which
shows she is one tough baby. I've
lived with her and we both survived!
One hell of a cocktail maker: she
makes the cheapest booze taste like
Kool-aid and I've done the vomiting to
prove it (those Hive parties!). Ask for
a Bosco Russian. The only person
I've met in the last 10 years who
knows what Autocrat syrup is. She
has a hot sauce flask in her bag! We
get pissed off at the same things too-
such bliss!
She brings the orange jumpsuit to a new
level. She makes me feel special when I
wear my orange jumpsuit.
Unfortunatly orange jump suits are
sooooo last year. I wonder what color
jump suit I should get next?
(way better than most people, actually)
and can drink my ass under the table in
a heartbeat. but those are just a few
of her most admirable qualities, which
also include miraculously organizing
large groups of slackers and getting us
to accomplish things, being absolutely
brilliant. i could totally see her in
an el camino - i just hope she comes and
picks me up and takes me for a ride.
sensitive and beautiful. colleen cares.
don't feel alone when I'm wearing my
helmet outside.