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"Quite possibly the world's first perfect human being. All around a premium meat snack. Tired of liars and losers."
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Occupation:
birthin' babies, helping make video games
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Hobbies and Interests:
Records, pianos, babies, theater, images of Medea that man hating biotch; dice games for cash, cut flowers, cemeteries, the human heart, hidden darkness, the Warm Ball, typing, prayers, quiet, pessimism, lists, the future, clarity, day of the dead, fast cars, wind-up toys.
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Favorite Books:
Plays: rosencrantz and guildenstern are dead, betrayal, benefactors, twelfth night, the america play. Books: Bukowski, the little prince, still life with woodpecker, Salinger, Sedaris, Brautigan, the fountainhead, anthem, wicked, the screwtape letters.
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Favorite Movies:
Get off the couch and go see a play for chrissakes.
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Favorite Music:
The elevator variety.
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Favorite TV Shows:
HBO basically covers it.
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About Me:
Quite possibly the world's first perfect human being. All around a premium meat snack. Tired of liars and losers.
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Who I Want to Meet:
I wouldn't mind having some tea with the guy who stood in
front of the tank at Tiananmen Square. I would like to
thumb wrestle Marilyn Manson.
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miss you, cutiepie.
She has truly regal eyebrows. Check 'em
out kids! (Oh, and she's also, like,
the coolest thing ever. But you already
knew that.)
is adored. I mean there are pygmies out
there worshipping the monkey-god of
abundance, and then there is me at home
with my Liesl alter. If I had a dollar
for everytime I sacrificed a chicken in
her homage. Oh one day I'll meet her
and I'll never release her from my
underground lair....
straight in the middle of the night to
show up at some girl's house she never
even met. and she slept in a nasty ass
armchair and claimed to like it! oh i
love her. she also has the best
apartment ever and if you stay with
her she'll make you a bed and give you
clean sheets and a towel. and she'll
pick you up at the bart station when
you're fucked with nowhere to go. and
you'll totally fall in love with her
dog. or maybe her dog will fall in
love with you and poop all over the
house after you leave. yep. but
anyway, she's good and real and purty
and i can't wait to see her again.
yippee. the end.
about Liesl: Pain in the ass, BIG pain
in the ass. Destroyer of worlds. Drama
Queen. Did I mention pain in the ass.
Priss. Brazen Harlett. Won Future
Fuhrer of the year award. Afraid of
change. Best friend. Muse. Role Model
to a down and out kid. A comforting
shoulder to fall asleep on. One of the
best things to happen to me. A bright
light on a dark street. An ikea
companion. Sometimes cute mostly sexy.
Determined. Beautiful. I should never
have cut her wire. I always loved the
way she walked.
Oakland, you say!?!?! Well then!!- I'll
be there by noon and I'll bring some
cake mix and PJs. Make some room in bed
for me, I'll be just in time for Ricki
Lake. Love you love you always- and
so much- probably even before I met
ya ;) -Attn: BOYS- if you haven't met
her- you're missing out!! And if you
have and passed her up- you might as
well call it quits, cuz your life now
officially sucks!!
I keep it real in the midwest. But who
will keep it real on the east coast?
never even met her and already we have
ourselves a romantic date set up. I
can't wait. or spell.
for some reason...... I kinda like it.
comes into my work, i can't stand and
talk to her to long or i begin to
hyperventilate, i hope i spelled that
right, keep jinglin' baby, for da
reelz. liesl is the only liesl i know.
and i hope to keep it that way.