When in the Hell are you going to come
out of the goddamn closet! Even though
you gotta flat ass I still think you
are WAY HOT!(you don't send back a
Ferarri because it has a dent in it)
I'll bet you are a perfect date, I mean
you know where to go, everybody will
probaby give you free stuff and I
shiver thinking about how it would feel
to be locked in your arms WOOO!!!!
To any and every one of you haters...hating on
Mr.Howser.....Huells Your Daddy
Biatches!!!...you know you be sitting at home
feeling like a loser...channel surfing and
shit....and you know what? ...y'all really love
his show...so stop fronting ...I for one turned
Cali's Gold into fun....I take my "Activity
patnerettes" to these exotic locales that Huell
Howser hips us to and basically tour them ON
WEED MAN!!!!!. Lotsa fun...kudos Huell. You
da Man and whatever you wanna do with all
these people is fine with me....but you really
should call that chick whose Anus you
tatted...That was cold!!
One time Huell Was in the Redwood
Forest asking Chinese people if they
understood the concept of state parks.
It's this kind of subtle insults that
makes the man brilliant. Plus there was
the time he toured the colon cancer
museum and was beside himself because
he got to say words
like "anus", "rectum" and "colon" on
the air. I assure you Dan Rather has
never been so giddy.
I remember watching California's Gold
one afternoon with my uncle. He said
"Now watch this Howser fella. He only
touches the male interviewees, never
the female ones." Then my uncle put his
hand my thigh.
I totally remember meeting you in Palm
Springs. I was sooo nervous as I got my
picture taken with you. But alas, you
were much more interested in my Mom &
Dad than me. Why Huell...why???? You
still hold a California golden place in
my heart. Smooches!
out of the goddamn closet! Even though
you gotta flat ass I still think you
are WAY HOT!(you don't send back a
Ferarri because it has a dent in it)
I'll bet you are a perfect date, I mean
you know where to go, everybody will
probaby give you free stuff and I
shiver thinking about how it would feel
to be locked in your arms WOOO!!!!
Mr.Howser.....Huells Your Daddy
Biatches!!!...you know you be sitting at home
feeling like a loser...channel surfing and
shit....and you know what? ...y'all really love
his show...so stop fronting ...I for one turned
Cali's Gold into fun....I take my "Activity
patnerettes" to these exotic locales that Huell
Howser hips us to and basically tour them ON
WEED MAN!!!!!. Lotsa fun...kudos Huell. You
da Man and whatever you wanna do with all
these people is fine with me....but you really
should call that chick whose Anus you
tatted...That was cold!!
Forest asking Chinese people if they
understood the concept of state parks.
It's this kind of subtle insults that
makes the man brilliant. Plus there was
the time he toured the colon cancer
museum and was beside himself because
he got to say words
like "anus", "rectum" and "colon" on
the air. I assure you Dan Rather has
never been so giddy.
That's why I'm always crashing. And
thinking about that stick.
When he looked at it he went "How
interesting."
say, "Bullshit." No lie.
one afternoon with my uncle. He said
"Now watch this Howser fella. He only
touches the male interviewees, never
the female ones." Then my uncle put his
hand my thigh.
fun friend." A month or two later he
stopped returning my calls. Happy
Trails!
Springs. I was sooo nervous as I got my
picture taken with you. But alas, you
were much more interested in my Mom &
Dad than me. Why Huell...why???? You
still hold a California golden place in
my heart. Smooches!