at first you'd he was tender and
generous, but when things become
discreet you find he has the
charmskills of a god. specifically
Poseidon. there is no man i'd rather
have toast with.
Brently makes everyone he knows feel good
about everything. When he talks to you, it's all
hands and eyes, and everything seems so
exciting, and then you go home and realize it was
just laundry you were talking about, how the fuck
did he make it seem so interesting...? He is a great
neighbor, and a fantastic father. this is one of the
good ones.
Oooh, buddy. Brently is just like 80's health
icon Slim Goodbody, if Slim Goodbody had
charisma and big balls. I'm serious.
"Monkey Brent" can make a baby by waving
a popsicle at your dress. He loves
everybody to a fault. His relentless optimism
is matched only by his sense of humor.
Brently is also the 2nd best Garrison Keilor
impersonator this side of the Danube. Look
out for this one, homewreckers, cause
Brently will kill you with fertility. His hot wife
would never let me kiss her, though, even
when she was poor and drunk.
Brently and I go way back to the days
when we were strugglin' in the fast and
furious world of Hempin'. As anyone
worth their salt will tell you, Hempin'
ain't easy, but Mr. Heilbron has proven
time and time again a man passionately
devoted and serious about his craft. I
salute Thee, sir!!
But seriously folks...It's always a
blast and a pleasure to hang out and
work with Brent, he truly is a
wonderous pudding of joy. Much love to
Anna and Micah Rose, too!
Once on a bus I met a girl who was a
dead ringer for a popular deceased
latino singer. I had a sandwich and
offered her half. But, I realized I
didn't have a knife to split it with.
Much to my suprise she unscrewed her
hand and from a Swiss Army type arsenal
inside a seemingly normal wrist, she
produced a small serated knife to cut
the sandwich. Then a huge robot picked
up the buss and crunched it like an old
beer can. As I blacked out, due to
blood loss I could hear Barry White's
voice comforting me. I woke up days
later and realized that the Littlest
Jew had given me an abortion! And I'm
a boy! That's what I imagine it would
be like in Brently's mind. Pure
Genius. Disconcerting, but genius.
Testimonials and Comments for Brently
generous, but when things become
discreet you find he has the
charmskills of a god. specifically
Poseidon. there is no man i'd rather
have toast with.
in english class. but what's even worse
is he gave the teacher a heart attack.
about everything. When he talks to you, it's all
hands and eyes, and everything seems so
exciting, and then you go home and realize it was
just laundry you were talking about, how the fuck
did he make it seem so interesting...? He is a great
neighbor, and a fantastic father. this is one of the
good ones.
breath smells like cat food.
creative, man. He also seems like he is
a fun dad but in the future will
embarrass his teenage daughter ...a lot.
Brent is the daddy of my god daughter :)
icon Slim Goodbody, if Slim Goodbody had
charisma and big balls. I'm serious.
"Monkey Brent" can make a baby by waving
a popsicle at your dress. He loves
everybody to a fault. His relentless optimism
is matched only by his sense of humor.
Brently is also the 2nd best Garrison Keilor
impersonator this side of the Danube. Look
out for this one, homewreckers, cause
Brently will kill you with fertility. His hot wife
would never let me kiss her, though, even
when she was poor and drunk.
when we were strugglin' in the fast and
furious world of Hempin'. As anyone
worth their salt will tell you, Hempin'
ain't easy, but Mr. Heilbron has proven
time and time again a man passionately
devoted and serious about his craft. I
salute Thee, sir!!
But seriously folks...It's always a
blast and a pleasure to hang out and
work with Brent, he truly is a
wonderous pudding of joy. Much love to
Anna and Micah Rose, too!
miracle of nature i know. He is all at once
passion and insanity and love and glory.
dead ringer for a popular deceased
latino singer. I had a sandwich and
offered her half. But, I realized I
didn't have a knife to split it with.
Much to my suprise she unscrewed her
hand and from a Swiss Army type arsenal
inside a seemingly normal wrist, she
produced a small serated knife to cut
the sandwich. Then a huge robot picked
up the buss and crunched it like an old
beer can. As I blacked out, due to
blood loss I could hear Barry White's
voice comforting me. I woke up days
later and realized that the Littlest
Jew had given me an abortion! And I'm
a boy! That's what I imagine it would
be like in Brently's mind. Pure
Genius. Disconcerting, but genius.