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"i am a loud obnoxious guy. I have many vices. I smoke,
drink, do light drugs and masturbate. I am the loud guy in
the..."
More about Joe
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Occupation:
wha?!?!??!
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Hobbies and Interests:
music, movies, writing, making water into wine, cheap booze....whatever the other cool kids write
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Favorite Books:
bukowski, shel silverstein, henry miller, nick hornby, se hinton, judy blume are some authors i like. psychotic reaction and carbporater dung by lester bangs is another fave, cash by johnny cash, rotten by john lydon, really there is too man to mention
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Favorite Movies:
clockwork orange, 24 hour party people, clerks, vertigo, psycho, trainspotting, casino, suburbia (1983), decline of the western civilization, gift (jane's addiction version), bicycle thief, true romance
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Favorite Music:
stooges, pixies, sonic youth, the dwarves, clash, ramones, cramps, anything mike patton is involved in, jane';s addiction, sonic youth, bang sugar bang, silver needle, the dollyrots, moulders lounge, st sebastian and of course, SHERMY
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Favorite TV Shows:
the simpsons, king of the hill, family guy, adult swim cartoons, i love lucy, the state, mr show, south park, sopranos, real time with bill maher, news night with aaron brown(heh heh), seseme street, the critic, duckman, insomniac
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About Me:
i am a loud obnoxious guy. I have many vices. I smoke,
drink, do light drugs and masturbate. I am the loud guy in
the bar you want to shut up. I am a music and movie geek.
I enjoy writing for this ball draining cum rag called
destroy all monthly
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Who I Want to Meet:
someone who knows what zizzybaluba means (without looking
it up...cheaters).
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in Vegas, at the insipidly rank Silver
Saloon amongst 100's of tired drunk
punks when I heard what I think should
be Joedana's motto. We had come under
the pretenses that there would be
twenty-five cent beers. it sounds too
good to be true, and alas, it was; we
arrived to find Tecate priced at $5 a
can. We looked around for an
alternative and saw someone stumble
past with a pitcher and five plastic
cups. Someone, perhaps Ali, perhaps
Mel, who could really say, but some
yelled out, "Good god! Someone get
this man a beer!" And next thing I
knew, Joedana had a fistful of Rolling
Rock, good old Rolling Rock.
know this cat to well, the times i have
been with him he has always been one
hilarious dude. He does this grin from
ear to ear it kinda looks like a
plastic smile and that's the intent...
his facial expression remind me of
chris farley and you know i loves me
some chris farley... joe is always
happy...well that's only if he has some
beer in him... joe doesn't like life
much if he's not drunk. that's only
from my experience seeing him without
it. that doesn't happen to often
though. Pizza 5 bucks!
batcave so we can really get into some
trouble. I want to try and offended
ever women with a cunt to cold to fuck
and shoes so ugly they could be modern
art. By the way, I met this girl and
she speaks pirate and I might throw her
your way, cause you are the only man
besides myself that gets aroused from
hearing a women say "ARRRRRRRRRRRR"
or "Cast my cunt they saber cock!".
Joe, in such a big town, there are many
pelt to pillage.
STRIP!
he's up to almost 100!!
Hahahaha......you're the best even if
you are MR. SOcial......xoxo
mind? You stood up Ms.EmilyRobin, You
really need to have the shit slapped
out of you. Don't make me take this
robe off.
hours at the secret boathouse. Well
that's the last time you stand me up, I
don't even care that you're friends
with Ipecac.
met. He violated my guitar with his
hard-on and neither me nor my guitar
has been the same since. Truly, he
rocks the hardest!
lovely ladies pull'n da coat tailz and
yous still gets no "oh yea, right
there, baby". Man, it's time one of
you ladies givez out the mercy lay!
Flip these pigeons!