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University of Southern MS, University of MS Law School, School for Existential Detectives

Kidnapper

I had to quit the Jackson Polar Bear Club (got pneumonia; sleep, eat, drink & smoke got in the way too.)

Independent Cinema and Music, Post-Modern Literature and Art, Just the Facts Jack: flowery poots & puss n' boots, ladies' pumps & dirt bike jumps, LARGE racks & Big Macs, soccer moms & nuclear bombs, Jesus (the Bible character) & Beezus (the Judy Blume character), the first fresh catch and the last piece of snatch

Another Roadside Attraction, The Sun Also Rises, Skinny Legs and All, Women, Still Life With Woodpecker, Breakfast of Champions, Slaughter House Five, White Noise

The Big Lebowski, Miller's Crossing, Blue Velvet, Wild at Heart, Manhattan, Stardust Memories, Annie Hall, Eternal Sunshine of the Spotless Mind, Harold and Maude, Kill Bill, Down by Law, Night on Earth

Built to Spill, Pavement, matt pond pa, Sonic Youth, Neutral Milk Hotel, Yo La Tengo, Bright Eyes, Unrest, Love, Palace etc.. Versus, Clem Snide, Wilco, Modest Mouse, My Bloody Valentine, Pedro the Lion, Polyphoni Spree

Chappelle's Show, Insomniac, Aqua Teen Hunger Force, Harvey Birdman Attorney at Law, Venture Brothers, Family Guy, Futurama, Alias, Twin Peaks, Dr. Who, X-Files, Monty Python's Flying Circus

Well, I just... Creep, yeah, I'm keepin' it on the down low cuz' if she doesn't know what I know...she'll be dumb?!?

The lady who used to pick me up in a helicopter at the bus stop everyday before the third grade (she had stickey candy), a star pilot or a pilot to the stars, the most powerful of all emoticons THE APATHY EMOTICON (he don't even need a fecking symbol because he don't give a shite, bitches), my long lost wickedly beautiful sister (technically we could still rock the cradle of love if she wasn't lost in the Amazon rainforest somewhere, that is), the good Lord, God (I want to ask him something...the contents of my savings account and my next student loan check goes to anyone who can guess what it is)