Derek

      "I may look hungover but it's just my body's wishful thinking"

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      • Emily
      • Posted
      • Derek was the best illegal roommate
        ever! He's like a cool breeze on a
        warm summer day. And by a cool breeze,
        i mean bourbon.
      • Tumbleweed
      • Posted
      • phil said that if i didn't apologize
        for peeing on your bean bag he wouldn't
        let me out tonite on my date with this
        new orange cat on the block. or like
        make my curfew all early. or not order
        that 9x7' oil painting of me with gold-
        leafed frame to put over the fireplace.
        so i'm sorry! OH- kay!
      • David
      • Posted
      • DP Hootie Hoo? The sultan of
        psychedalia? The only true friend of
        Lord Rockumus? Please, this man needs a
        testimonial? You need more proof than
        what THE MAN has shown over and over
        again? Shi....this man once saved my
        life, for real. We were being held up,
        and if it had been anyone else, or me by
        myself, you would have had to find out
        for yo self how good this man is. Shi....
      • Tumbleweed
      • Posted
      • derek, derek, derek... meow, meow,
        meow... well buddy, the porch is all yours
        now. don't tell dude how much i miss him.
        god his hot hot furry body. ahem. he was my
        only orange boyfriend exception...
      • Jason
      • Posted
      • seems like forever ago, derek and i
        were staying up way past curfew
        listening to music at summer ventures.
        weren't they trying to train us to be
        the next wave of scientific and
        mathematical wizards? glad we have our
        priorities straight.
      • Sarah
      • Posted
      • Derek as a 65-year old woman is totally
        unrecognizable. Derek as an armful of
        PJ is the most that art has achieved in
        the 20,000 years of art. He is also the
        pinnacle of human decency over that
        same time period.
      • Richard
      • Posted
      • In a world gone mad, where those that
        have manages to retain their sanity
        are hunted for sport, there is only
        one man capable, nay, willing to pull
        the world up by our bootstraps and
        hose the filth and stench off. And if
        he kicks a little ass in the process,
        so be it. You can't stop progress.
      • Sarah
      • Posted
      • Derek can piss me off faster than
        anyone in the world.

        And yet I adore him.
      • Scott
      • Posted
      • when i knew senor d many moons ago, we
        were scampering over a renovated
        hospital, our veins pulsing with
        caffeine and the teenage lust for
        various female recording artists. i
        haven't heard much from derek's world in
        a while, but i'm sure that he's smiling
        somewhere. probably laughing too...
      • Grady
      • Posted
      • I'm always a little surprised to look
        up & see Derek, because after I haven't
        seen him for a little while, I start to
        believe that I must have just dreamed
        the whole thing. That is to say, he's
        dreamy, natch; that's a given. But
        moreover there's something evanescent
        about him; he's both of this world and
        somehow floating about a half-inch
        above it, which is a pretty cool trick,
        especially for someone as solid (or
        would that be Solid!) as Derek. He gets
        away with some outrageous stuff,
        seemingly without even noticing, and
        I'm convinced it's the result of this
        diaphanous nature to which I keep
        referring. How else to explain the
        elaborate, alarmingly photorealistic
        tattoo of PJ Harvey on his forearm (no
        shit, that mug is like a foot high)
        which is destined to actually *improve*
        his chances at a fruitful political
        career, rather than dashing all hopes.
        Derek is all paradox, all the time, but
        with a sweet aftertaste that's kind of
        like armpit, but in the best way.

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