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"bored.
very very bored.
as i mentioned before, lately, i REALLY like lochs. A LOT. and i
don't really..."
More about Mary
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Schools (Other):
Lancaster Bible College. they say that right now i'm a student at U. Edinburgh but.....you could have fooled me.
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Occupation:
full time potato eater
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Affiliations:
hey, guess what.... I'M IN SOCTLAND! THIS REVOLUTION IS unstoppable.
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Hobbies and Interests:
grossing you out with my food. making fun of old people. lochs. i like lochs, a lot. perhaps, too much?
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Favorite Books:
Sirens of Titan. How to be a Southern Belle. Chicken Soup for the Teenage Soul.
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Favorite Movies:
BABE. a lot. pirates of the caribbean...in italian. funniest thing EVER. check it out.
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Favorite Music:
i'm that white girl who listens to rap.
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Favorite TV Shows:
Queer Eye? with some ali g on the side....innit?! check it.
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About Me:
bored.
very very bored.
as i mentioned before, lately, i REALLY like lochs. A LOT. and i
don't really know why. and lately, everything's about a loch, and
everything is a loch. if you'd like to talk to me more about lochs,
email me. also, if you like lochs, perhaps you will also be
interested in the wonders that are crannogs, but personally, i don't
like them. at all.
I am also often known as the Princess of TESCO value. thats...VALUE. not Finest. Our kind can't afford that fancy shmancy ish.
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Who I Want to Meet:
the queen mother.
that's all.
update: though i did not meet her, i was priviledged enough to catch the queen drive by me during my stay in paris. jealous. you better be!
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uses facebook, yet strings friendster along.
cmon mary, do the decent thing.
cool. From Europe to the US, I will
be waiting always with a diet coke in
one hand and an art history book in
the other :)
What more can I say than top billin'?
I went and visited Mary in
EndinburGHHHHHH a couple weeks ago. It
was funaclicious. It actually makes me
feel a bit inadequate knowing that the
town in which she lives has far more
castles than where I live. I mean we
have a fort in the town over, but it
doesn't compare to a castle.
Despite being a cheapskate and despite
her occasional verbal beratement,
Mary's good people. We saw London
together. I met a few of her friends.
I got lost on the bus at 4am after
dropping her off at her bus to
Stansted, and I ended up going to the
end of the line 3 miles out of London.
Then I ended up walking about 2 miles
in the wee hours of the morning,
waiting for the underground stations to
open so that I could spend my last
Pound to buy a ticket to get back to
the hotel. Hmph. Some sister.
offensive looking shlong on your forehead
Andrew's in LI. I thought my car was a
turtle shell and stayed in it for
hours, or perhaps minutes...all I know
is I don't know. And that's just fine
with me. PS Andrew is Mary's brother.
at her house in L.I. and while I don't
remember any of this, Mary is with us
today, which makes my drunken efforts
successful.
with the loch ness monster. and visits
prince william. my idol.
being unpopular, she certainly has
more friends on friendster than i do
to go. also, this other time, we took a
promenade along main street and it was hot
outside. i love mary like barnacles love a
whale. but i'm not saying mary is a whale. i
don't know where i'm going. in conclusion,
mary is wonderful.
said, "how can i do you? is it like a
dance, and i should do 'The Mary'?"
so i spun around on one foot and then
did the grapevine. she wasnt
ammused. so then she said that i can
never do her. i guess i wasted all
those years of modern dance at the
community college.