repeat after me: left hand in the air, index
and middle finger up, right hand in the air,
index and middle finger up, move them up
and down. now thats whats really "dude"
out of left field, ayres called with a sweet
birthday message that made me coo
"awwww" out loud in front of a group of
strangers. he is the best. THE BEST.
ayres and i partied when it was 1999.
homeboy was butt naked with socks on
chasing me around a barn with a bottle
of veuve cliquot and at one point did
in fact punch me in the head. man,
those were the days...
ayres has more friends than anyone i know.
probably because he is smart, funny,
charming as anything, and can cook a mean
potato omelette. this guy gives me the best
birthday present every year...guess he'll
have to come to chitown this november so i
can rock out! he is always welcome....
Ayres is a cool dude. Fucking rad
really. Once he put a colander on his
head at my my crib-piece and fell
asleep with it on. He woke up and it
was still on and he continued to wear
it. Ayres defies gravity sometimes.
Now I am his online friend, and it
makes me feel a certain way.
Ayres likes to relax with his hand
down the front of his pants. Many may
not know this, but he is also the co-
creator of "The Breakfast Truck" which
will be coming to your neck of the
woods soon. Listen for its appetizing
call.
I love my ayres'
with his fluffy hairs.
when I get scared he is always there.
like when de mampi try fi nyam me bare
backside in the cold winter air.
and at the POOL Party when he showed me
how much he really cared
I love my ayres.
I went to Ayres' loft once and was
like "whoa, what's up with James Bond
Jr over here?" Motherfucker answered
the door in like vintage Nikes and a
velvet cape. Then he got me drunk on
rum cake and had his way with me, but I
don't really remember that because I
was too busy staring at his amazing
record collection.
mixtapes knows that this guy runs the
scene...he gets my 40 acres and my
props!!!!
and middle finger up, right hand in the air,
index and middle finger up, move them up
and down. now thats whats really "dude"
birthday message that made me coo
"awwww" out loud in front of a group of
strangers. he is the best. THE BEST.
homeboy was butt naked with socks on
chasing me around a barn with a bottle
of veuve cliquot and at one point did
in fact punch me in the head. man,
those were the days...
probably because he is smart, funny,
charming as anything, and can cook a mean
potato omelette. this guy gives me the best
birthday present every year...guess he'll
have to come to chitown this november so i
can rock out! he is always welcome....
really. Once he put a colander on his
head at my my crib-piece and fell
asleep with it on. He woke up and it
was still on and he continued to wear
it. Ayres defies gravity sometimes.
Now I am his online friend, and it
makes me feel a certain way.
down the front of his pants. Many may
not know this, but he is also the co-
creator of "The Breakfast Truck" which
will be coming to your neck of the
woods soon. Listen for its appetizing
call.
with his fluffy hairs.
when I get scared he is always there.
like when de mampi try fi nyam me bare
backside in the cold winter air.
and at the POOL Party when he showed me
how much he really cared
I love my ayres.
like "whoa, what's up with James Bond
Jr over here?" Motherfucker answered
the door in like vintage Nikes and a
velvet cape. Then he got me drunk on
rum cake and had his way with me, but I
don't really remember that because I
was too busy staring at his amazing
record collection.