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      • Beth
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      • remember when we were on Friendster? Before we got married? Because of Friendster?
      • Stuart
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      • Ben is the coolest person I know. Not
        in that high school guys-who-kicked-my-
        ass and girls-who-ignored-me kind of
        way. He's cool in that hysterically
        clever, artistically brilliant, knows-
        about-everything-cool-before-you-do,
        and will-one-day-be-worshipped-by-a-
        small-cult sort of way.

        There may exist pictures of Ben and me,
        fast asleep, curled up together on a
        couch after a long night of
        debauchery. I will not confirm or deny
        these reports. I would just like to
        say that if such pictures did exist,
        they would only represent a brief
        glimpse of the sensitive side of two
        totally manly gays. I mean guys! Two
        totally manly guys.
      • Patrick
      • Posted
      • Ben is hands down my favorite art fag!
      • Rebecca
      • Posted
      • Ben is a very good friendster indeed! I
        publicly declare that I owe Ben 36 hours of
        my life. Amen.
      • Eclectic
      • Posted
      • Eclectic Luvs You.
      • Rebecca
      • Posted
      • When I was six, I scarred Ben for life
        by getting carsick and puking a
        bacon cheeseburger all over the
        back seat of a rental car at the
        beginning of a family vacation. Of
        course the stench was there the rest
        of the time. He was unable to eat
        bacon cheeseburgers for 18 years.
        Now he's back in the game. I'm
        proud of him, and so are the various
        farm animals who sacrifice
        themselves for this noble pursuit,
        believing that in exchange they will
        go to heaven and have many wives.
      • Rebecca
      • Posted
      • These other testimonials are nonsense.
        Ben is one of the nicest people I know, other
        than his raging cocaine addiction.
      • Lars
      • Posted
      • The first time I met Ben, I was
        carrying a teddybear for my daughter,
        who is an only child, living with her
        mother. It was raining, and the
        teddybear was soaking wet, but
        when Ben saw the bear in my arms,
        a big, toothy grin lit up his face. He
        looked me in the eye, and it was like
        his soul was reaching out to
        embrace me. I was ashamed and
        ran away, straight into the next
        brothel, where I fucked a big Polish
        woman. All night long, I fucked and
        fucked and fucked, just to forget that
        moment, just to feel like a man
        again. I woke up the next morning,
        completely naked, without any cash,
        in some back alley, but the teddybear
        was still with me. I was happy about
        that, because I am an only child as
        well. Ben has siblings, he's just so
        much more complete than me.
      • Patrick
      • Posted
      • When I think of Ben, my leg swells and
        turns dusky brown. Fever sets in, and I
        start to sweat like crazy.

        Fucking gangrene.

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