Okay, Las vegas on the road, doing
mass amounts of cocaine. Drinking
like it was illegal and fucking every
whore that looked at us. We went
into a casino, Mau pulls a lever, wins
a 20K, we snort half of it, drank a fifth
of it and fucked the rest away.
Because where I'm from, you're not a
man until you totally forget about it.
you would never believe it's true, but
mo LOVES law & order. i always thought
that was so funny. mo tells it straight,
so lookout...it can be beyond brutal!
you gotta love him. i bet he has a
beenie on in summer. i miss
Maurice had an old business card that
described him as "Vibeologist,
Superhero" and it's true. Maurice is
capable enough to do most anything but
his true talents lie in his ability to
be Marice and to keep the fun times
rolling. You can talk to him about
heavy stuff and he's serious and
that's good, but eventually - well,
look at that photo- eventually he'll
put some gold foil on a tooth, draw
some magic marker features on his face
and make you feel like a pussy for
sweating the small stuff. He has a
lovely fiance and Maurice has an
affection for, and loyalty to his
family that is really nice to see in
this dark, yuppie, bullshit time we
live in. Chances are Maurice will
read this and send me an e-mail that
says "You've gone soft, fag!"
lil guy lil guy...nice pic. The lil
guy, or Maurice as some call him, is a
good, kind individual. You could trust
him to watch your children anyday.
But not your beer, cause he'll drink it.
Testimonials and Comments for Maurice
mass amounts of cocaine. Drinking
like it was illegal and fucking every
whore that looked at us. We went
into a casino, Mau pulls a lever, wins
a 20K, we snort half of it, drank a fifth
of it and fucked the rest away.
Because where I'm from, you're not a
man until you totally forget about it.
squeeze.
mo LOVES law & order. i always thought
that was so funny. mo tells it straight,
so lookout...it can be beyond brutal!
you gotta love him. i bet he has a
beenie on in summer. i miss
entire life. Maurice is one of those people
you KNOW was the cool kid even in 1st
grade.
described him as "Vibeologist,
Superhero" and it's true. Maurice is
capable enough to do most anything but
his true talents lie in his ability to
be Marice and to keep the fun times
rolling. You can talk to him about
heavy stuff and he's serious and
that's good, but eventually - well,
look at that photo- eventually he'll
put some gold foil on a tooth, draw
some magic marker features on his face
and make you feel like a pussy for
sweating the small stuff. He has a
lovely fiance and Maurice has an
affection for, and loyalty to his
family that is really nice to see in
this dark, yuppie, bullshit time we
live in. Chances are Maurice will
read this and send me an e-mail that
says "You've gone soft, fag!"
little guy sure is huggable. Don't you
want to hug him? Come on give him a hug.
guy blacked out his teeth with a
sharpie...where have those days
gone?! ;-)
guy, or Maurice as some call him, is a
good, kind individual. You could trust
him to watch your children anyday.
But not your beer, cause he'll drink it.