Alex Alex Alex...the greatest Guitar
player in the whole world. I just
wanted to let you know that it has
been an honor getting to know you.
Thanks for always jamming with me even
though everyone else is telling us to
stop. Your sincerity and friendliness
is admirable. If ever you need
someone you know where to go. Take
care brother and see you on campus
So this is my second time writing
Jikster a testimonial. I can't believe
you sit there judging whether or not
your testimonials are worthy enough or
tasteful enough to be posted. well,
fuck off then. But cos you're my best
mate, I've been gracious enough to step
down a notch and write a PG-13
testimonial, hopefully. For some reason
I think i have to start off with
apologies: I'm sorry I'm constantly
being Bossy Boots, but you understand
that underneath it all my intentions
are mostly angelic, right? Wait, I
don't even believe that. Angelic??
Despite what everybody thinks, I don't
think of you as my personal assistant
although I think you'd be a fine one.
Just lose the attitude sometimes. I'm
sorry that I say vulgar things to you.
I shall never mention or link the
words: mother, sucking, and tits ever
again. I do apologise for that. That is
definitely out of order. I apologise
for calling you a middle aged Korean
fob-man singer. Shit, I just realised
that this could go on for decades. You
know where my heart is so need i
apologise some more???
The edifying part: You are probably the
only person at the moment who i could
be totally comfortable with. Though it
may seem like I'm bossing you around,
its only cos i depend on you so much,
and you know how unbelievably self-
sufficient I am. I suppose my
dependence on you just exemplifies how
much I trust you. I never have to
explain anything at length to you cos
you get me... What's a testimonial
without my mentioning ENGLAND... I will
never forget our trip to England where
we played gin-rummy everywhere we went,
and how you deserted me at my weakest
hour when I was suffering from
tonsilitis, and how i tried to bribe
you with that free entrance to
Gatecrasher and all the money I had,
and how you left that wonderful note in
my Salinger book. Oh the fantastic
memories, huh? You have no idea how
brilliant you are although you do
realise that you are almost at the
brink of insanity... (what i just said
pleases you, huh?) You're the only
meglomaniac I know, and you're the only
meglomaniac I know who considers being
called that a true compliment. Yeah, I
know. Speaking of insanity, thanks for
bearing with me when I go to overdrive
with my over-analyzing of everything.
One of my immediate mission in life is
to get you some nice -----. I shall
devote myself to getting your ----
inside a nice and ready -----. I swear
if you don't approve this testimonial
I'm gonna tell everyone you're a closet
homo. Wait, did i already??? hahaha...
You're one of my favorite people to
smoke with because 1. you know mostly
what I say is just a joke, 2. cos
you're open and receptive to my music,
3. you're brilliant and we could talk
about ANYTHING (Xanth, gay fantasy
novels, 3 sides of fate, Harry Potter,
why England is so great,etc....) under
the sun, 4. you get my nuttiness, and
5. we're super comfortable with one
another, and 6. we love music soo much,
and cos we could jam with your guitar
and my violin. You have no idea how
clever, how witty, and talented you
are. Maybe you do. You are a
meglomaniac after all. I've got your
back until the end, and I know you've
got mine. But the question is: If i
were at a bar being disturbed and
hassled by a guy would you step up and
fight him???? Haha, haven't heard that
question in a while, huh boy...
Sometimes I believe you're unfairly
overlooked, but at the same time only
phenomenal people can appreciate you
special quirks and edginess. Any person
would be lucky to have you as a close
friend or boyfriend. Anyway, see ya
tomorrow Jikee.
By the way to the ladies who are reading
Jikster's profile... This guy is tops on
my list. He's brilliant, cute (in his
geeky-fantasy-novel-loving way),
well-read, kind, worldy, and weird. He's
a Capricorn, but that's really not his
fault. He's like a hetero version of the
gay best friend.
piece of advice: away from mummy's
nipple. its time now dear.
alex is a really sweet guy, but very
mean sometimes when he doesn't have
his smokes! he's down to chill
whenever and take you out drinking,
but he really fears those beer
goggles. =T i met him not too long ago
and i seriously thought he was a shy,
quiet guy for so long and i was WRONG!
what makes him the sweetest is when he
waits with me in long lines or just
keeps me company whenever i need it,
but not so much anymore. =P bad thing
is, he expects things in return...
like a free lunch? *cough* for his
KINDNESS! oh well.. he's the best and
very entertaining =D
alex is like WOAH! hez the coolest guy
ever! hehe..alwayz so chill and
mellow..u can alwayz count on him as a
friend. like a ride to irvine or buyin
u dinner..hehe..i still owe u man!!
juss wait till i get mai paycheck ^^;;
welpz..stay sweet and funnie..
player in the whole world. I just
wanted to let you know that it has
been an honor getting to know you.
Thanks for always jamming with me even
though everyone else is telling us to
stop. Your sincerity and friendliness
is admirable. If ever you need
someone you know where to go. Take
care brother and see you on campus
Jikster a testimonial. I can't believe
you sit there judging whether or not
your testimonials are worthy enough or
tasteful enough to be posted. well,
fuck off then. But cos you're my best
mate, I've been gracious enough to step
down a notch and write a PG-13
testimonial, hopefully. For some reason
I think i have to start off with
apologies: I'm sorry I'm constantly
being Bossy Boots, but you understand
that underneath it all my intentions
are mostly angelic, right? Wait, I
don't even believe that. Angelic??
Despite what everybody thinks, I don't
think of you as my personal assistant
although I think you'd be a fine one.
Just lose the attitude sometimes. I'm
sorry that I say vulgar things to you.
I shall never mention or link the
words: mother, sucking, and tits ever
again. I do apologise for that. That is
definitely out of order. I apologise
for calling you a middle aged Korean
fob-man singer. Shit, I just realised
that this could go on for decades. You
know where my heart is so need i
apologise some more???
The edifying part: You are probably the
only person at the moment who i could
be totally comfortable with. Though it
may seem like I'm bossing you around,
its only cos i depend on you so much,
and you know how unbelievably self-
sufficient I am. I suppose my
dependence on you just exemplifies how
much I trust you. I never have to
explain anything at length to you cos
you get me... What's a testimonial
without my mentioning ENGLAND... I will
never forget our trip to England where
we played gin-rummy everywhere we went,
and how you deserted me at my weakest
hour when I was suffering from
tonsilitis, and how i tried to bribe
you with that free entrance to
Gatecrasher and all the money I had,
and how you left that wonderful note in
my Salinger book. Oh the fantastic
memories, huh? You have no idea how
brilliant you are although you do
realise that you are almost at the
brink of insanity... (what i just said
pleases you, huh?) You're the only
meglomaniac I know, and you're the only
meglomaniac I know who considers being
called that a true compliment. Yeah, I
know. Speaking of insanity, thanks for
bearing with me when I go to overdrive
with my over-analyzing of everything.
One of my immediate mission in life is
to get you some nice -----. I shall
devote myself to getting your ----
inside a nice and ready -----. I swear
if you don't approve this testimonial
I'm gonna tell everyone you're a closet
homo. Wait, did i already??? hahaha...
You're one of my favorite people to
smoke with because 1. you know mostly
what I say is just a joke, 2. cos
you're open and receptive to my music,
3. you're brilliant and we could talk
about ANYTHING (Xanth, gay fantasy
novels, 3 sides of fate, Harry Potter,
why England is so great,etc....) under
the sun, 4. you get my nuttiness, and
5. we're super comfortable with one
another, and 6. we love music soo much,
and cos we could jam with your guitar
and my violin. You have no idea how
clever, how witty, and talented you
are. Maybe you do. You are a
meglomaniac after all. I've got your
back until the end, and I know you've
got mine. But the question is: If i
were at a bar being disturbed and
hassled by a guy would you step up and
fight him???? Haha, haven't heard that
question in a while, huh boy...
Sometimes I believe you're unfairly
overlooked, but at the same time only
phenomenal people can appreciate you
special quirks and edginess. Any person
would be lucky to have you as a close
friend or boyfriend. Anyway, see ya
tomorrow Jikee.
By the way to the ladies who are reading
Jikster's profile... This guy is tops on
my list. He's brilliant, cute (in his
geeky-fantasy-novel-loving way),
well-read, kind, worldy, and weird. He's
a Capricorn, but that's really not his
fault. He's like a hetero version of the
gay best friend.
piece of advice: away from mummy's
nipple. its time now dear.
mean sometimes when he doesn't have
his smokes! he's down to chill
whenever and take you out drinking,
but he really fears those beer
goggles. =T i met him not too long ago
and i seriously thought he was a shy,
quiet guy for so long and i was WRONG!
what makes him the sweetest is when he
waits with me in long lines or just
keeps me company whenever i need it,
but not so much anymore. =P bad thing
is, he expects things in return...
like a free lunch? *cough* for his
KINDNESS! oh well.. he's the best and
very entertaining =D
ever! hehe..alwayz so chill and
mellow..u can alwayz count on him as a
friend. like a ride to irvine or buyin
u dinner..hehe..i still owe u man!!
juss wait till i get mai paycheck ^^;;
welpz..stay sweet and funnie..