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      • Noosie
      • Posted
      • besides, it tastes delicious.
      • Bridget
      • Posted
      • "I think people should get into eating
        roadkill because it's food and it's out
        there. You might as well not let it go
        to waste." - Matt Snyder
      • Noosie
      • Posted
      • my name is james bombed.... james
        bombed.
      • Robert
      • Posted
      • Your new picture is hawt.
      • Borat
      • Posted
      • I like you, do you like me?
      • Daniel
      • Posted
      • 1. Mokey is constantly unloading his
        engrams on me. That's the only reason he's
        managed to become an Operating Thetan 1
        in this simrun. The unfortunate fact of the
        matter is that his ability to bend material
        reality to his will has been used, as it must in
        this run, to manifest the darker aspects of
        human potential. Consider the superhuman
        level of filth in his bedroom. This could not
        have accumulated by natural means. It is
        manifestly the materialization of his deepest
        desire. Besides, he's an OT1. He could
        crush your skull with his mind while perfectly
        pan-searing your soul so that it ends up
        crunchy on the outside and oh so soft and
        chewy on the inside.
        2. They call him "The Kryptonite Chef" on
        Earth triple prime, where Mokey forge the
        "Einsteinium Alliance" and run a sweet little
        engram bar. In that run, Elron moves to
        Austria and becomes a painter under the
        tutelage of John Cusak. Really a much
        better run all around.
      • Robert
      • Posted
      • After Kevin, I am the second most hit
        upon by Matt. And it is for this very
        reason that I hate Kevin. Matt, call
        me! I have soft hands, too!!!
      • Kevin
      • Posted
      • Matt hits on me more than any girl I've
        met in Columbus. I mean, I'm honored and
        all, but c'mon...
      • Savage queen
      • Posted
      • if he were any more cancerous i'd be
        dead.
      • The Zolack
      • Posted
      • If Matt is being an ass when drunk,
        brush it off, he doesn't really mean
        it or won't remember it. The next day
        he will kiss you.

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