When I met Alex 12 years ago, he was simultaneously puking and crying into a Hefty bag on the roof of a fraternity house. Ask him why he was crying....
alright girlz, here it is...alex is by
far the sexiest man alive, not only is
he on the cover of GQ, but he can pull
off the whole suave and seductive
appeal that we desire and look for in a
man. ever since i met alex, my world
has never been the same...from that day
on, we have shared secrets of our
latest past, done shots that can never
be counted, talked on the phone upon
hours, and hours, and hours, only to
see each other, 5 min later. you are
always GUARANTEED a good time with
alex. so mothers keep your daughters
close by, but WOMEN this is what we
have been looking for! XOXO
Alex has the highest (food ingested/
body mass) ratio of any human being.
This guy consumes three times his body
weight, a mere 90 pounds, every day.
His consumption consists primarily of
meat and liquor.
Alex parties like no other Asian I've
ever met. I swore to never take shots
after my undergrad days and the next
minute I'm throwing back Absolut with
this fool. Alex will make you laugh
until you vomit and make you look at
life from a completely new
perspective. Long live River Place!
alex is a pretty fun guy to hang around
with, if you can stand hanging around a
guy that has NO SELF-CONTROL when he
drinks, haha. many girls will attest
to his wandering hands when he's
inebriated, and if the rumors are true,
there might be a few guys who can,
too. and if you're down for a laugh,
ask him about the most disgusting thing
he's ever eaten when getting the
munchies...
far the sexiest man alive, not only is
he on the cover of GQ, but he can pull
off the whole suave and seductive
appeal that we desire and look for in a
man. ever since i met alex, my world
has never been the same...from that day
on, we have shared secrets of our
latest past, done shots that can never
be counted, talked on the phone upon
hours, and hours, and hours, only to
see each other, 5 min later. you are
always GUARANTEED a good time with
alex. so mothers keep your daughters
close by, but WOMEN this is what we
have been looking for! XOXO
body mass) ratio of any human being.
This guy consumes three times his body
weight, a mere 90 pounds, every day.
His consumption consists primarily of
meat and liquor.
ever met. I swore to never take shots
after my undergrad days and the next
minute I'm throwing back Absolut with
this fool. Alex will make you laugh
until you vomit and make you look at
life from a completely new
perspective. Long live River Place!
with, if you can stand hanging around a
guy that has NO SELF-CONTROL when he
drinks, haha. many girls will attest
to his wandering hands when he's
inebriated, and if the rumors are true,
there might be a few guys who can,
too. and if you're down for a laugh,
ask him about the most disgusting thing
he's ever eaten when getting the
munchies...