Ryan

Miami University, Fremont Ross, Lutz Elementary, The School of Hard Knocks

Miami University of Ohio, Attended 1998 - 2002, Class of 2002, Bachelor's Degree

The Sharon Meadows Myachi Association

travelling, sailing, socializing, interpretive dance, composing haikus, the number 7, the letter t

Fountainhead, Atlas Shrugged, The Kite Runner, Zen and the Art of Motorcycle Maintenance, Catcher in the Rye, The DaVinci Code, A Heartbreaking Work of Staggering Genius, The Alchemist, Kundera

Gummo, Napoleon Dynamite, The World According to Garp, Thumbsucker, Julien Donkey-Boy, Magnolia, Garden State, Waiting for Guffman, Almost Famous, Igby Goes Down, Salo, The Incredibles

Gogol Bordello, Interpol, elliot smith, badly drawn boy, bloc party, scissor sisters, the shins, the postal service, the mars volta, radiohead, modest mouse, flaming lips, simon and garfunkel, chris burke, Unicorns

MXC, The Office, Freaks and Geeks, Seinfeld, Mr. Show, The Simpsons, PBS, Arrested Development (may she rest in piece)

Libra

This one time, i was walking down a crowded ally somewhere in central europe and i saw a guy pooping in his hand. I thought for a second, 'hey, maybe i should stop and take a picture' but then i decided that if he was odd enough to be pooing in his hand, he might just be odd enough to throw it at me. It reminded me of the time that a gorilla drank his urine and spit piss on me at the st. louis zoo. the moral of this story is you've got to be one step ahead of people/animals who might want to throw/spit shit/urine at you. Heed this advice my friend for it may one day save your life.....

Update: Very soon, I will not be wearing a tie to work anymore. And I may be able to afford some more plain t-shirts and jeans, because I've found that that makes up my entire wardrobe. Not to say that I don't have style. I do! It's just bad. I just keep it real....real boring.

I want to meet Jeff Bennett. Then I'm gonna grab him by the ears and punch him in his neck. Then I'm gonna laugh, because he changed my profile because I left my Friendster page up on his computer.