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      Eric
      Male, 31, Single, Somerville, MAMore
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      • Albert.
      • Posted
      • I can beat Eric at video games.
      • Mark
      • Posted
      • Eric is a fluffy degenerate who is so
        crooked he has to screw his pants on
        every morning. He like to rub his
        torso with mayonnaise and shallots and
        walk past high schools yelling "Soup's
        On!". His favourite pastimes include
        bobbing for industrial waste, editing
        hardcore pornography into old "Little
        House on the Prairie" episodes and
        taunting walnuts. He likes anything
        that reeks of magic or simply reeks and
        once did a nickel upstate on some kind
        of statutory beef. Can't say if he was
        innocent or not, but the Girl Scouts
        don't sell cookies in the neighborhood
        any more...
      • SlickMcFavorite
      • Posted
      • Sometimes, when the sun hits that point
        in the sky that turns the day into
        dusk, I look out at the clouds and
        wonder exactly where it went wrong for
        young Eric. Some will say it was the
        donkey episode in Tiajuana, others will
        point to that disasterous karaoke
        rendition of "Can You Feel The Love
        Tonight" at a prayer group meeting in
        the middle of Mississippi
        during "Deliverance" season.
        But alas, I think i can all be traced
        back to Edgeware, London England, at a
        small establishment owned by the father
        of George Michael. Bad things happened
        there. Terrible things.
      • Amy
      • Posted
      • oh how i miss living upstairs from
        mister eric! there was a reason
        shannon & i called him our
        "downstairs boyfriend," altho i think
        technically he's her "downstairs
        husband" now.

        eric is warm & funny & sweet. he's
        super hot 'ne sexy & i don't think he
        has *any* idea how many girls crush
        on him.
      • dorkalicious
      • Posted
      • what a lithuanian!
      • Shannon
      • Posted
      • i don't even want to say anything nice
        about eric because then i get to keep
        him for my very own.
      • Heather
      • Posted
      • Eric IS a superhero! he has the
        ability to cook spaghetti at super-
        speed, battle ninjas and Nazis for
        hours, and uses his bushbaby-like
        instincts to crush all opposition to
        his regime! All hail Brak.. i mean Mr
        Chumpy...
      • Rich
      • Posted
      • No man is an island. This is true. He is
        more of a sand bar.

        Whatelse can I say about the lad.
        Nothing good. Nothing bad. Just for the
        love of god, can someone burn that ugly
        yellow sweat shirt.

        when he is not in it of course. He
        needs to keep paying rent.

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