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Katie Spence
Messaging Off
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Interested In:
Friends, Activity Partners
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Member Since:
Jun 2003
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Hometown:
Baytown
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Katie's URL:
http://profiles.friendster.com/541901
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Other education:
RE Lee Highschool, UT Austin
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College/University:
University of Texas - Austin, Attended 2001 - Present, Class of 2005, Bachelor's Degree, Public Relations
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Occupation:
killer bitch
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Affiliations:
right handed
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What I enjoy doing:
Lauren's cat Neptune.
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Favorite Books:
Sex Drugs and Cocopuffs, Everything by David Sedaris, The Princess Bride by William Goldman, Middlesex, Fargo Rock City, Skipping Towards Gamorrah, Harry Potter, To Kill a Mockingbird
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Favorite Movies:
Wet Hot American Summer, So I Married an Axe Murderer, The Kill Bills, Eternal Sunshine, Clue, Closer, Bottle Rocket, Magnolia and more!
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Favorite Music:
The postal service, Mates of State, Nick Drake, Cat Power, Patty Griffin, Cody ChesnuTT, Dept Of Eagles, Yves Montand, Mark Mothersbaugh
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Favorite TV Shows:
ARRESTED DEVELOPMENT, Joan of Arcadia, Any RW/RR competitions, Third Watch, Lost, Alias, The Office, Family Guy, The OC
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About Me:
I get off on being withholding.
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Who I Want to Meet:
People who don't make me want to vom.
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to make happy little jokes that make people
laugh, but seeing the immense pleasure that
Katie takes from blurring the line between
humor and reticule can be strangely
contagious. On many occasions, I have
encountered some poor sucker who is the first
person that I run into after seeing Katie. I
have seen their look of astonishment as I
unleash some unbelievably inappropriate
comment on them. I guess it was the wrong
day for them to tell me about their sick
grandpa or dead puppy. Of course, what really
galls me is the fact that Katie seems to carry
it all off with a kind of wit and charm I can't
seem to muster. Yes, Katie has ruined my
sense of humor. It has cost me every friend
that I have - except her. Maybe that was her
plan all along. Very clever. In all honesty,
Katie is hilarious and her sense of humor is
entirely her own. Just be warned...you may
want to try it on for yourself - but it's probably
best to leave it to the pro.
My newest friend.
Of course, this "friend" term is a bit
skewed, being that no girl shall
simply just BE...a friend...in a man's
mind.
Katie shall never be just a friend
until she rejects my indecent
proposals a total of 11 times. I'm
sorry it had to come out in the form
of a testimonial, but there...
I said it.
Katie, I want to get you naked.
Very soon.
Look, I'm no prime rib or t-bone, but
hell...I sure ain't pimento loaf. And
I look like Jesus with a beard. You
can't pass that up. Taste some sweet
heavenly Hampton before you pass on
into the firey depths of Hades.
I'll be the Junior to your Senior.
is this miniature banjo? Does he leave
space in his briefcase for it? Has he
ever instigated an interoffice
hootenanny?
testimonial for katie but that is
because she's so incredibly cool that
i couldn't figure out what i should
say, plus she's an enigma. When i
first met her i thought she was a
killer bitch...she still is. plus she
still has her high school calculus
notes...what more could one ask for in
a roommate.
than yours. For instance, let's chat
about Katie's "grandfatherly" fashion
sense. She has the coolest, I mean
THE coolest, cardigans you will ever
see. I had the pleasure of seeing
one in particular last night. It had
that tiny alligator (you know the one
I'm talking about) on the front and,
get this, two little buttons on each
side of the hip. Check. If that's not
enough for you, it's a hand-me-down
circa 1975. Checkmate.
shortly after I had gotten out of bed.
My hair was all pushed to one side of
my head and I still had goo in the
corners of my eyes. All of sudden
there's this little click and I'm all like,
"Did you just take my picture?" She
just smiled and left the room. I felt
used, but changed. I felt cool. Cool
like steel, you know? So, even if your
time with Katie is entirely too brief or
awkward, you'll be a cooler person
afterwards because of it. I still
wonder what happened to that
picture.
friends are dudes it seems, and she
plays a mean game of flag football.
Once again I stand by my cliam... katie
is not a dude.
probably thinks you are an asshole.