The mischievous god of Norse mythology, Loki is a liar and a cheat. That's alright though, because we love him anyways! He is a shape-shifter, able to change his form to suit his needs. Loki is always ready to play a not-so-lighthearted prank.

A cold and devious man you are! The greatest secretary of all time you are! In Soviet Russia the Gulag loves YOU!

Ninjas are neither good nor bad. They are sneaky! As a Ninja you are always a bit suspicious. Even your closest friends find it difficult to understand you. You're habit of carrying a full size sword is, well, a bit odd.

You are the lovable moron. Sometimes you're a selfish asshole, but that's nothing a few beers, and a slap to the noggin can't fix! Possibly the most endearing of all characters.

Your in love. It's adorable; it's almost sickening. You and your lover look at each other like you two are the only people in the world. When you two aren't together, you think of each other, and yearn for the next meeting.

You are a fattie! You like to eat, and you don't like to exercise. You are the typical American, and more power to you for that! Be proud of your body. After all, you have a lot of body to be proud of!