Elissa Lerner

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      • Yuri
      • Posted
      • I don't like to throw the n-word around too much,
        but if I had n-words, Elissa would certainly be one
        of them. What I mean to say is that our friendship
        is pretty fucking sweet, and I'm gonna miss her
        when she peaces to the south and joins the klan.
        We did a lot of crazy shit in high school, like smoke
        pot in front of little kids, smoke pot in the annals
        office, smoke pot and go to physics. But I'd be
        lying if our pretended our friendship revolved
        around freaking out little kids and smoking. Really
        shes one of the sweetes people I know, and there's
        no one I'd rather take a long bus trip with. She's
        also the person who informed me about friendster,
        which i maintain is lame, but i'm on it anyway. I
        feel like that alone is a testament to how far I'd go
        for Elissa.
      • Roberto
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      • Elissa stole my heart when we met,
        telling ridiculous stories about crazy
        ass people on the subway. She squeezed
        it when we sang moulin rouge songs
        together and i almost made her late on
        stage. and although i break her stuff,
        including a big light buld and a lemon,
        she broke my heart when we didn't sing
        any moulin rouge in rep. I love this
        girl like no other, she can sing no
        other. AND OH MAN IS SHE HOT!
      • Mallory
      • Posted
      • Oh, E-lissa. What would I do without
        you? Who would I get in trouble with in
        physics? Who would listen to
        me "pretend" to proposition TJ? Most
        importantly, who would help me protect
        Irv?! All in all, it looks like life
        without Elissa would be pretty bleak.
        And she stayed with Aaron Levine at
        Duke . . . enough said.
      • Kelsey
      • Posted
      • Ha. I will never tell you why I wear my
        trucker hat. Elissa's awesome and not
        only because she sends me links to a
        humongous woman dancing to milkshake
        showing off every nook and cranny of
        herself. It makes me happy that shes
        always hanging on boys in my grade
        because that means she's around me a
        lot! YAY!
      • Larry
      • Posted
      • Elissa taught me how to tie my shoes
        today, that's friendship.
      • Rachel
      • Posted
      • Thank heavens that Elissa is Jewish.
        If she weren't, she would have gone on
        the Taconic trip with her own class
        instead of joining the 7-1,2,3 group.
        Elissa and I bonded on that trip, and
        we've been good friends ever since.
        Elissa calls me "Rachiepoo" or "squishy
        arms," but I just call her "Elissa."
        (She's the creative one.) We're bad at
        giving each other presents on time, but
        I'm sure we'll get it right one of
        these days. Elissa is one of my
        favorite people, even though she
        abandoned me in French V. Tu me
        manques, ma cherie.
      • Sachi
      • Posted
      • Elissa is mad cool. Ever since she
        walked into room 333 in 1999 and
        lent me her Les Mis songbook, I
        knew we would be friends. She is
        an honorary member of team 96, the
        president of the old school rep
        foundation, and one of the founding
        members of the girls-getting-with-
        girls movement at hunter. and yes,
        she is mad good at holding it down.
        oh, and don't think i'd get through
        one whole paragraph w/o
        mentioning those supple,
        voluptuous, perky.... well, you know.
        she's a priceless gem... but if i had
        to put a price on her, i'd go with 40,
        no wait, 20 bucks. :D

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