Max Imus

georgetown day school, vassar college

i'm against it.

blue team, ninja posse, wu-tang clan, ex-romantics, drug promotion squad

metabolism, catabolism, substance abuse, arrogance

organic chemistry (4th edition), and books with lots of pictures in them.

i like it if it's two of the following things: lonely - funny - has guns - has swords - is beautiful.

the lamentations of your womens-es, sad music, happy music, dance music, skratch music, and my guilty pleasure: gangsta rap..

television makes you stupid. except 'bill nye the science guy.' bill nye was awesome.

http://www.niggawh.at ...and if
you don't know by
now,
you'll never know. i like using big words in casual
conversation so others
can extrapolate the existence of my overwhelming
intellectual prowess,
or some shit. ian once called me the "he-slut of vassar." i
have a cat
bobblehead with big green eyes that watches me while i
sleep. i have a
furry pillow. i'm familiar with electrophilic addition
reactions of alkanes,
alkenes, and alkynes. my schlitz sign blazes across the quad
like an
unholy red sun. also, i rule you.

oh, you should be so lucky.