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"Oh-mi-God, isn't this MySpace??"
"Leo that drives with two feet and is obsessed with every brand of soft-serve. Will be the first person to become terminally..."
More about Natalie
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More About Natalie
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Schools (Other):
Japs '94 - '97, Hippies '97 - '01, Queers '03 - '05
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Occupation:
Kopyedditer, Couch Pothole Constructor
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Affiliations:
MSL pump room, Tribadators Anonymous
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Hobbies and Interests:
Talking about people in Hungarian in front of them, Prankcalling your grandmother, Telling drunk people that they are 'one behind' and/or 'need another', Pomade, Gratification (of self), Kicks from Japanese websites, Wheat beers, Troughs of vodka, Sleep deprivation, Excesses & extremes, and those chirping birds that signal it's really time for you to go home
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Favorite Books:
Those that I will write and obviously will secure me unsurpassed fame in the literary world, all of this after my liver is surgically reattached
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Favorite Movies:
The ones that make you wish you hadn't eaten that last Goober. Shawshank Redemption b/c I too want to crawl through a river of shit and come out on the other end clean. Bring It On changes lives. But not as many as The Sweetest Thing.
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Favorite Music:
I wield 40GB's of pirated music. You listen to it, I've got it. If I don't got it, it probably sucks anyway.
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Favorite TV Shows:
Pretty much anything on LOGO & the WB, Arrested Development, a lil' spattering of the HBO, The Apprentice, America's Next Top Model, old school South Park (like, when it was, totally controversial man), QAF, Law&Order SVU, Showtime's 'wickedly provocactive' programming & one day I'll find a way into that universe where the Ellen DeGeneres show plays without cessation. I also just went on an 18 hr. Alias bender.
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Zodiac Sign:
Leo
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About Me:
Leo that drives with two feet and is obsessed with every brand of soft-serve. Will be the first person to become terminally ill from excessive consumption of Nutrasweet. If you're with me and you're under the table, it's b/c I drank you there. I probably won't be the one laughing 'with' you. Every now and then, Diesel. And the usual--lush, whore, bitch, jackass, slut, and douche bag.
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Who I Want to Meet:
Colonel Angus. Mariska Hargitay b/c, much like myself, she is a hot Hungarian. People who don't sit on their beds in 'street' clothes, that's just nasty. Evening-showerers a plus. More lefthanders b/c on the whole we really are superior. And definitely not ugly people.
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Testimonials and Comments for Natalie
im at work so i cant give it a
thorough look thru...i will say kudos
for the scissor sisters...saw them in
concert on monday! f*cking rocked.
the opening group "hey willpower"
was awesome as well...anyways
glad we chatted a bit ago and lets
try to stay in touch this time
Hungarian at random times-- like HS
graduation-- even when you only know
one word-- yeah a big "koszonom" for
that one... but anyway I'm sure she's
very cool now that she's all queered up
in the City, even though I haven't seen
her in years--- :)
received in high school, Natalies was
the funniest and is still making me
laugh to this day!
she single-handedly got a 4th grader
expelled from school, she cried over
getting a C in 5th grade math, she
vowed to wear a purse to be cool, she
wore her first sanitary napkin into the
pool, she had the FIRST boyfriend, she
became grungy then preppy, she made fun
of "big dorks" and "Riddlers", she
stalked english teachers, she
corrupted the majority of her innocent
friends and made us puke our brains
out, and 16 years later she still
reminds me of the proper pronunciation
of the word VAGINA!!! yes, she is
probably one the best friends anyone
could ask for, but then again, what do
you expect from a the only offspring of
a peroxide addict and speedo-wearing
OBGYN?
drunk and her coat was fabulous.
wrestling!!! Christ on a burning blonde
beefcake. I've only brushed my titties
against her a few times, but I think
Natalie is the kind of girl you play
with after the jello-wrestling is over
and the stippers have gone home.
mrowrrr!