He was a mean man. Just like you! He did naughty things. Don't repeat his mistakes. Don't invade Russia.

Cute people are highly suspicious! Because you're cute, people naturally trust you. That trust, however, may be misplaced. Often a cute demeanor is merely the cover for a nefarious person.

You are pure and beautiful. Looking into your eyes is a religious experience. When you spread your wings men fall to their knees, and kiss the ground. Hallelujah!

You're not in love. You're lonely. You're looking for that special someone, but have yet to find the perfect match. Perhaps you'll find another lonely person, and fall in love?

Your corrosive personality has made you a few enemies in your time. Even your friends can find you a bit disagreeable. At some point one of these enemies (or friends) will become so tired of your antics that he will poison you. Cool.