Cheesie

Bachelor of Cheesiology in Limkokwing University College of Cheesy Technology

The founder of Ringoism

Compulsive cheeser.

Who Cheesed My Cheese

The Lord of the Ringoism

Sweet dreams are made of cheese

I cheese, therefore I am

Aries

Konnicheesewa!

10 Things about Me

1. My religion is Ringoism.
2. I worship Cheesus Crust.
3. I am bulimic. But i dont puke.
4. I am tobacco intolerant
5. Fav perfume-- Eau de Cheddar
6. The only malay word i know is "keju".
7. my motto: "SAY CHEESE!"
8. I drop EVERYTHING. (i have cheesy fingers.)
9. I wonder why there isn't cheese chocolate. (As there are kimchi and red pepper chocolate.)
10. I can impersonate Sadako real well. ( i scared my lecturer on that.)

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11. i'm CAPRI ALLERGIC.
12. i'm escargo phobic.

For those who wonder what the cheese Ringoism is about:

RINGOISM is a religion dedicated to all cheesaholics and those who are cheeseable. In order to be accepted to the community, firstly you have to convert to Ringoism and become a qualified Ringoist. To join our community, please follow these instructions.

First of all, practice the obsession with cheese, the patience of not being easily cheesed- off, as well as being cheesy every now and then. And then, u will go through a series of tests to prove your worthiness of being a ringoist, conducted by our Ringoism Guru. In addition, you must also prove your obedience and faith to her royal Ringoness from time to time.

The benefits of this religion are as follows:

1) You will obtain a resistance of getting fat by constantly consuming cheese, you will also reduce the risk of obesity by being cheesy all the time.

2) You will obtain a set of imaginary cheeslizing tool that will help you to overcome the habit of cursing. For example, instead of swearing offensive words like @#%-off, *&%@-you, you have now new vocabulary like CHEESE- OFF, CHEESE-YOU to use.

3) Whats more, our imaginary cheesilizing tool is free of charge! And no membership card is needed.

4) Upon diligent practice of Ringoism, you might have the chance of achieving the Cheesy- enlightenment, which enables you to rule the Cheesilization era.

Humans/aliens/morons/malteses/shadows/sadakos/gods who are cheesable!

I want to meet anyone who will make me go "Ahh, cheesy cheeses cheese acheese."

For the uncheesables, try harder next time! My sincere cheesepology for not being able to add you.

Warning: Cheesie is dreadfully photogenic. So think twice before asking her out.

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*Capris, go away. I'm capri allergic*


Cheese you very much.


The Lord of The Ringoism
***== I came, I saw, I cheesed ==***

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