Mel Olson's Profile

      Add as Friend
      Send a Gift
      Add Bookmark
      Forward to Friend
      Mel Olson
      Female, 31, In a Relationship, Walnut Creek, CAMore
      Messaging Off
      [Restricted to Mel's friends]
      Mel's Friends (29)
      Richard
      Bridget
      Chiznuck
      black
      Tarik
      Jukie

      Mel's Photo Gallery

      View all Photos (3)

      Mel's Treasure Chest

      Testimonials and Comments for Mel

      See All (4)
      • Kris
      • Posted
      • Once upon a time, in a science class
        far far away, this lil blonde girl
        asked if the seat next to me was
        taken. Still working on my smooth
        smartass skills, I said "well, my
        invisible friend is sitting there".
        Mel sat down anyway, killing my
        invisible friend but replacing her with
        one of the best friends I have had in
        my entire life. That was in the 6th
        grade, and over the years of making
        tapes and throwing berries and
        waterfights and drive-bys, my only
        regret is that we live so far away from
        each other now.

        The Mellie that would watch me argue
        with my mother about making my bed and
        sneak into my room and make it before
        the argument was over just so we could
        go out and play is the same one who
        made me my own entire batch of cookies
        and shipped them here, and didn't even
        get mad when it took me a whole week to
        pick them up.

        I love you, boo!
      • Chad
      • Posted
      • Mel is such a cool cat, yo. Like. In the far out
        sense. She and I have this lovechild that
        resides in a bar in Portland, it's name is
        Candle. We couldn't figure out the sex of the
        baby, we were too drunk. But Candle is a
        sentient being and we're pissed that we now
        have to pay $2 for drinks to see him/her,
        where's the justice in that? Huh? Where the hell
        are my custody papers...

        On another note, Kris and I have Mellie's next
        10 years planned out, but because we actually
        haven't written it out yet, you can be a part of
        this plan! For a mere $49.99 plus monthly
        subscription and applicable fees, you too can
        be a part of Mel's Life. With Mel, life becomes
        much simpler and easier. Her powerful life
        easinating capabilities are best in class, and
        Mel also features a 5-star government crash
        test safety rating. Mel can also provide deep
        thoughts and life advise from a virtually
        endless Insight Database (Marriage
        Counseling, Math, and Physics Insight
        Databases Enhancement Packs sold
        seperately). And for a limited time, Mel comes
        complete with the Mellie Cellie option package,
        complete with 500 text sends a month and
        free weekend calling with free long distance!

        Experience the power.

        Experience the vision.

        Experience Mel.
      • Nadine
      • Posted
      • want to chuckle laugh chuckle, watch
        cheezy movies? -then mel is the
        badass chick for you. She really
        knows how to make the best out of
        velveeta. I'd watch star trek with her,
        just don't tell anyone how I geeked
        out and snorted when I laughed.
      • Tarik
      • Posted
      • Mel is a flower that is unfolding her
        petals...
      See All (4)

      More About Mel

      Mel's Media Box

      How you're connected:

      See More
      You Mel is in your extended network Mel

      Featured Sponsor

      See results for Mel Olson