David

hacienda- i'm not ashamed of who i am

i'm very busy all of a sudden

Adopt A Park...proud volunteer since 1999. I've shed blood, sweat, and tears to keep parks clean for the children. A clean park means a clean future.

anything sports, realism (idealists suck), sarcasm in moderate to heavy doses, learning about automatic weapons, speculation, observation, whiffle ball, writing my book, trying to turn nothing into a pretty cool hand, having good metabolism

The Unification Of Self, Moneyball, Animal Farm, anything by Bill James(the baseball guy...not the pragmatist...although he's cool too)

the godfather, dr. strangelove, big lebowski, the sandlot, bringing up baby, usual suspects, chinatown, taxi driver, some like it hot, princess bride, 2001, apocalypse now, bringing up baby

MATT SHUTER, wesley willis (RIP), ccr, the who, DMX, squarepusher, pink floyd, clapton, ol' dirty bastard, wu tang, boston, yes, otis redding, kid spatula, wagnerian opera

family guy, simpsons, south park, pardon the interruption, reno 911, chappelle's show, insomniac, daily show, around the horn, sportscenter, futurama

i believe in the soul, the cock,the pussy, the small of a
woman's back, the hanging curve ball,high fiber, good
scotch, long foreplay, show tunes, and that the novels of
susan sontag are self-indulgent, overrated crap.
i believe that lee harvey oswald acted alone, i believe
that there oughtta be a constitutional amendment outlawing
astro-turf and the designated hitter, i believe in the
"sweet spot", voting every election, soft core pornography,
chocolate chip cookies, opening your presents on christmas
morning rather than christmas eve, and i believe in long,
slow, deep, soft, wet kisses that last for 7 days.

helmut kohl, radek hamr, vladimir guerrero, clayton bigsby, sidd finch, theodore herzel, maurice richard, ichiro, bill motherfucking cosby, someone that can make pho without using grade d beef so i can avoid losing my soul to mad cow. anyone that is competitive and creative.