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"160 pounds of pure muscle and brainpower. I find that making things for people makes them and myself happy. I wish more..."
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Schools (Other):
Craft school dropout
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College/University:
University of California - Davis, Attended 1985 - 1994, Class of 1994, Bachelor's Degree, Art
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Occupation:
Elf
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Affiliations:
Do it yourself club, elf local 1140, Cockerham clan
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Hobbies and Interests:
Making something every day.
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Favorite Books:
How to books, making soap, beer, compost, drawing
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Favorite Movies:
I like watching the local crows fly around.
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Favorite Music:
My tools drilling, or hammering, or sanding
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Favorite TV Shows:
TV is for suckers
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About Me:
160 pounds of pure muscle and brainpower. I find that making things for people makes them and myself happy. I wish more people would get off of their asses and do something. I like to make people laugh and I like to see them happy. That is what elves do. Unfortunately all of this creativity and building requires alone time. I need a lot of that.
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Who I Want to Meet:
I would like to meet a fellow gentle soul who enjoys the simple pleasures of making things for themselves and others, well read, and easy going.
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how to read.
intensity. Thanks a lot.
were pirates in the seven seas. I
believe this must have been three
lives back, but whise counting.
Anyways, as I was saying matey, Mike
was known for his jeweled eye and his
wood toung. We could never understand
a thing he said until the day the
shark ate him and his soul-the screams
were easy ti interpret. Now, for the
curses, that is another sea story.
followed her for an entire year from
Mexico to Oregon. It was heartbreaking,
really, he went to great lengths for
her; even to the point of dorsal
augmentation. And then that sharkbitch
ran off with a hammerhead. How could
Mike compete with that?
Ladysharks, this is your man.
flanked on either side by a circus tent
and a pirate ship. as he's already
blown it with the circus birth, here's
my thought, mikey: you should
accept Jesus Christ as your
personal Lord and Savior, arrange to
have your crazy REbirthing ceremony
in a circus, move to Barbados, and
get in with a modern pirate crew.
granted, pirates these days are
smelly asians with submachine
guns, but i have faith that you can
quickly climb the ranks, sieze the
captainship of your vessel and give
your crew an edwardian-era make
over, thus giving rise to a new golden
age of piracy and ensuring yourself a
place in the history books alongside
the likes of blackbeard.
the Creature from the Black Lagoon ever
since I was a child so... if you're
trying to seduce me... it's working!
the day when Michael was just drawing
undersea monsters and the like, but I
knew it was going to be bad news when
he told me that he was going to
make "The Real Aquaman". He was so
excited, you should have seen him. He
pee'd himself right there!... I don't
know what's worse, the fact that
Michael is now the creature from the
black lagoon, or the fact that all his
friends have to go over to his house,
feed him live fish and clean out his
tank every day!
been anything but the coolest. except
when he's trying his best to do
something annoying in your general
direction... ok so he's pretty damned
cool and stuff when he's doing that
too. If you ever need to have someone
laugh in your face to give you a
reality check, this just might be the
guy. Good stuff on all accounts. I'm
still gonna board his ship and steal
all his booty though!
Intelligent, funny, can hold his booze,
and part of the real art in downtown.
I'm honored and a suprised he let me be
my friendster. Is this enough male
admiration? Where did I leave my copy
of Symposium...
and drinking, but he's still fun when
he's on the wagon! Heh heh. I always
trust his taste in books, and he is very
artistic. That's not a euphemism for
gay. He beat me at Scrabble, which is
no small feat. He makes me laugh until
I feel like I will vomit. All in all,
he is one of the best people I have the
pleasure of knowing.