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"Once I lived in a world of video games. I left that world
for the scary world of movies. We'll see how that goes."
More about John
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Occupation:
smoking dope
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Hobbies and Interests:
Movies, Games, Making Movies, Laughs, Spanish, Travel, Improv, Other Cultures, Scuba diving, Pirates
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Favorite Books:
Catch-22, Les Mis, Hitchiker's Guide, The Little Prince, Memoirs of Geisha, Bukowski, Gone with the Wind, screenplays of all sorts
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Favorite Movies:
Lawrence of Arabia, Some Like it Hot, Shaolin Soccer, Godfather, Great Race, Singin' in the Rain, Moulin Rouge, American History X, God of Cookery, Hard Boiled, Bullet to the Head, Kangaroo Jack, Princess Bride, Kill Bill and a million other movies
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Favorite Music:
Elvis, Manu Chau, John Lee Hooker, Bowie, Sinatra, relaxing music, foriegn music, Beethoven, Rimsky Korsakov, Tchaikovsky
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Favorite TV Shows:
Cowboy Bebop, Family Guy, News Radio, Mr. Show, (I don't watch TV, just watch shows on DVD)
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About Me:
Once I lived in a world of video games. I left that world
for the scary world of movies. We'll see how that goes.
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Who I Want to Meet:
People who like Elvis as much as Beethoven and Singin'
in the Rain as much as Hard Boiled. That'll pretty much
do it.
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band, get you in some assless chaps,
mmmboy you make me wanna shout!
watched yet, he has DVDs he HASN'T
EVEN UNWRAPPED FROM THEIR PROTECTIVE
CELLOPHANE YET. I think that tells you
everything you need to know about John.
in the Jehova's Witness Protection
Program. I'll never forget his first
words to me. "Ever seen a spleen that
big?" And the funny thing was I
hadn't. In fact, I'd never really seen
a spleen before. To this day I still
wonder what it was doing in his glove
compartment. I thought there was a law
about storing anything aside from hand
shoes.
haven't.. if that makes sense! I still
have the popcap mug, as well.
Thanks! :D~
link with lil Johnny, back when he was
just a tiny mammalian pup, and I was
fighting Zigra, the giant alien space
swordfish. Johnny would cry to his
parents, "Mommy! Mommy! We have to
help Gamera!" and they'd be all, "Shh,
Johnny, we have to flee the city now,"
and he'd start bawling until they gave
in and let him hitch a ride in an army
helicopter to fly over and broadcast
telepathic messages to me about
Zigra's secret weakness. Heh. Those
were the days.
crawled up to large flat rock on the
edge of the beach. As I turned, I was
able to see just the edge of the yacht
descend into the ocean, the flames
soon extinguished by the green and
blue waves.
Would I die here? Die alone, as no
man should die?
Just then, I saw a vision! God, the
Almighty himself, descended on a
flaming pie and spoke: "YOU SHALL GO
TO RENSSELAER, AND ATTEND HIGH SCHOOL
WITH ONE KNOWN AS VECHEY. JOHN
VECHEY. ONE DAY, YOU WILL BOTH GO ON
TO GREATNESS." The Lord
coughed. "Not necessarily at the same
time, though," he mumbled.
I raised my hands to the pie-surfing
God of Abraham and Jacob. "How shall
this be done, O Lord?" I cried aloud.
"BUILD A BOAT, DUMBASS," God said.
And then he vanished.
Mother was right. God always has a
plan.